Now that you've chucked all the toys out of your pram, I can tell you that I don't live on the West Shore but I haven't the time or the inclination to take part in any further inane chat with you.
I do go for walks on the West Shore with my dog and at least I can have a more stimulating and intellectual chat with him.
Em, Who's toys and pram?.....and you don't even live on West Shore!, oh my sides!
Interesting take on your doggie chat, bearing in made the relative intelligence of our canine friends....
Dog IQ's
36 - 40 = Genius!!!!!
32 - 35 = Highly Intelligent!!!!
28 - 31 = High Average!!!!!!!
20 - 27 = Average!!!!!!!
16 - 19 = Low Average!!!!!
12 - 15 = Borderline!!!!!!!
0 - 11 = Deficient!!! (a Really dumb dog!)
Good luck with your dog chat, it's nice that you find yourself on an intellectual level, I assume you have an Afgan hound?
http://petrix.com/dogint/intelligence.html