Do you think the PM would go along with this suggestion?     

Dear  David 
Let's put  the seniors in jail and the criminals in a  nursing home. This way the  seniors would have access to showers, hobbies  and walks. They'd  receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and  medical treatment, wheel  chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of  paying it out. They would  have constant video monitoring, so they could be  helped instantly, if they fell, or needed  assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice  a week, and all clothing would be ironed  and returned  to them. A guard would check on them every 20  minutes and bring their  meals and snacks to their cell.
They  would have family visits in a suite built for  that purpose. They would  have access to a library, weight room, spiritual  counseling, pool and education.
Simple  clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid  would be free, on request.  Private, secure! rooms for all, with an exercise  outdoor yard, with gardens.  Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily  phone calls.
There would be a board of  directors to hear complaints, and the  guards would have  a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered  to.
The "criminals" would get cold food,  be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off  at 8pm, and showers once a  week. Live in a  tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no  hope of ever getting  out.
Justice for all we say