The "Corby trouser press FREE!!!" saga - unique to the TTF!

[Merddin Emrys]

My OH wears Jeans too ,Ill have to keep my eye on him as this Jean so iv heard can be very obliging and versatile 

Where did you say this Jean lived, just so that I can avoid going that way you understand. 

She has a twin sister, also called Jean, that's a pair of Jeans!  L0L

[Tosh]

ME, you are a JEANIUS, no doubt about it.
 D)

[Linda]

My OH wears Jeans too ,Ill have to keep my eye on him as this Jean so iv heard can be very obliging and versatile 

Where did you say this Jean lived, just so that I can avoid going that way you understand. 

She has a twin sister, also called Jean, that's a pair of Jeans!  L0L

_))*funnyyyyy!!!!!!

[Tosh]

I can remember Gene Kelly, Jean Simmons and Gene Autrey, but this Jean with a twin sister named Jean who is or are, of dubious character is beyond my circle of friends.
Perhaps it's my Baptist (lapsed) upbringing.
 :twoface:

[Nemesis]

Jean, Jean, Roses are red
And all the leaves have turned green.
And the clouds are so low,
you can touch them and so........................

Perhaps this is her?

[Yorkie]

I think I will turn my Corby Trouser Press, circa 1986 vintage into a very efficient flower press.  Very little effort required to convert and its size alone will make it a formidable piece of equipment.

Might be worth the expense of patenting the darn idea! ZXZ

[Nemesis]

Shall we write a book?
"A thousand ways to use a trouser press without using trousers "

[Tosh]

Shall we write a book?
"A thousand ways to use a trouser press without using trousers "

Oh I really do like that Nem.  D)
This forum really does bring out the best in people doesn't it?
Handy hint #1,    Newspapers which have been folded can be straightened out ready for the OH to read as if they had just been purchased.
Only 999 to go.   
Tosh

[Linda]

Shall we write a book?
"A thousand ways to use a trouser press without using trousers "

Oh I really do like that Nem.  D)
This forum really does bring out the best in people doesn't it?
Handy hint #1,    Newspapers which have been folded can be straightened out ready for the OH to read as if they had just been purchased.
Only 999 to go.   
Tosh

Enormous Pancakes Yum ! wall mounted side off course 

[Merddin Emrys]

It will cook large omelettes !

[Tosh]

Staffordshire Oatcakes,yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Tosh]

Propogater for your bedding plants next Spring.
Now we're cookin.

[Merddin Emrys]

Staffordshire Oatcakes,yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

They will be ready sometime next year!  ££$

[Tosh]

Plate warmer, oh yes.

[Yorkie]

Chair back for a sufferer!