The "Corby trouser press FREE!!!" saga - unique to the TTF!

[Yorkie]

Come on ME, either you want to get rid of it or you don't want to get rid of it.
Don't you realise that even a trouser press has feelings.
 

Perhaps we shoud put the two together and breed some baby trouser presses

[Merddin Emrys]

  I don't want another one! It was the lot before the one I wanted and I'd said to erindoors, no one will want the trouser press! I was right and then it got included with the next lot! It could have been worse though, later on a nice old elm chair suddenly got a metal double bed included with it!  all part of the fun of auctions! 

20 per cent off now!  D)

[Yorkie]

I don't want another one! It was the lot before the one I wanted and I'd said to erindoors, no one will want the trouser press! I was right and then it got included with the next lot! It could have been worse though, later on a nice old elm chair suddenly got a metal double bed included with it!  all part of the fun of auctions! 

20 per cent off now!  D)

The easiest solution is to off-load the problem.  Give it to St David's Hospice and let them sell it!   

[Merddin Emrys]

They are welcome to it, although I doubt they would find a paying customer!
30 per cent off now!

[Nemesis]

If you can take it to the unit in Builder Street it will be gratefully received thanks ( and anything else-- metal beds-- you name it they can sell it especially when my OH is behind the counter in Lloyd Street)

[Merddin Emrys]

I can do next week sometime! Good luck in selling it!

[Nemesis]

Thanks ME.

[Linda]

Come on ME, either you want to get rid of it or you don't want to get rid of it.
Don't you realise that even a trouser press has feelings.
 

Perhaps we shoud put the two together and breed some baby trouser presses

Will they convert to make Paninis and Toasted sandwiches, Just thought and Just asking!

[Yorkie]

They do a very good hot x bun!   

[Linda]

  Well if it cooks a Turkey i may be interested as we are a bit Hard Pressed for cooking space in new bung we are buying  D)

[Tosh]

Well if it cooks a Turkey i may be interested as we are a bit Hard Pressed for cooking space in new bung we are buying  D)

What an original idea, here's me, retired engineer and I never thought of that, must be slowing up.
I takes a girl to show us boys the way and I should know, I'm married to one you know.
Ps, Go for the wall mounted one that way the juices won't run out as much.  L0L

[Nemesis]

Cor-- be nice to watch 

[Tosh]

Problem is, you can't double up on this appliance, it's either a trouser press or a turkey cooker.
Think what a mess there will be if you get it wrong, bits of cotton on your turkey.  L0L
To be perfectly honest I don't think this will catch on.
ME, you could put it outside in the winter for the birds to warm their little feet on with a bowl of water which won't freeze.
You see it's all coming back to me now, brilliant ideas which I thought had gone forever, thanks ME. Z**

[Merddin Emrys]

Not to be used for cooking birds!    no one wants them yet they are still made new!   

[Nemesis]

I bought one about 30 years ago for my OH and he  presses his trousers in it every day that he doesn't take a clean pair from the wardrobe.
The answer to this is obviously jeans-- and he doesn't possess a pair !
Haven't found any feathers in it yet-- I must watch out, especially nearer Christmas.