Pasta.
What sort of a pillock invented Pasta? What a load of rubbish it really is. :rage:
On its own it tastes of absolutely nothing, it tastes and feels like what I imagine eating Lino would be like.
But, because my wife likes it, I often get dragged to Valentino's for a meal.
So, if I get Pasta, then I eat the sauce and the seafood or whatever comes with it...
..then I get told off, because apparently those are the fattening bits!
Pasta should be banned, with immediate effect.