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Offline Tosh

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Re: Corby trouser press FREE!!!
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2013, 06:12:32 pm »
Walk-in fridge defroster.

Offline Dwyforite

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« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2013, 10:56:23 pm »
I think its about time that CORBY was humanely put to sleep


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Re: Corby trouser press FREE!!!
« Reply #62 on: October 09, 2013, 11:30:20 pm »
i thought it was to be hung ?

Offline Linda

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« Reply #63 on: October 09, 2013, 11:37:36 pm »
Oh no dont do that, could use it as a hair straightener if you could get your head into it. Though i still like the idea of a turkey roaster I have already chosen ours.

Offline Merddin Emrys

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« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2013, 08:06:29 am »
I've had enough of it now, I have more pressing matters to attend to!   :laugh:
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Offline Tosh

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« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2013, 08:43:32 am »
I've had enough of it now, I have more pressing matters to attend to!   :laugh:
Come on ME, step up to the crease.

Offline Tosh

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« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2013, 12:31:24 pm »
Stand it in the middle of the room and voila, you've got central heating.

Offline Merddin Emrys

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« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2013, 12:53:50 pm »
Doesn't work,the lead's not long enough!
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Offline Tosh

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« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2013, 01:17:32 pm »
Doesn't work,the lead's not long enough!
But at least you tried it, well done, positive mental attitude.
On the other hand, you could use an extension lead.

Offline Linda

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Re: Corby trouser press FREE!!!
« Reply #69 on: October 10, 2013, 09:53:24 pm »
Oh no dont do that, could use it as a hair straightener if you could get your head into it. Though i still like the idea of a turkey roaster I have already chosen ours.

Offline Tosh

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« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2013, 09:48:45 am »
How about a welly warmer, no a WELLY warmer.
Horizontal position in the garage, open it up, switch on, place wellies on the heated surface and bingo, warm wellies for when you go out into the snow etc.

Offline Nemesis

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« Reply #71 on: October 15, 2013, 08:20:57 pm »
Golly I would have to shift the spiders out of them first !

They might enjoy it-- I'd have a queue-- mind you Fester could keep order ! :twoface:
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Offline Yorkie

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« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2013, 05:07:37 pm »
I think its about time that CORBY was humanely put to sleep

That remark absolutely creased me!   :D ;D :D
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Offline Tosh

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« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2013, 07:40:13 pm »
I haven't mentioned it for days so don't blame me. &shake&
Anyway I have more pressing matters to attend to. _))* _))* _))* _))* _))*

Offline Linda

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« Reply #74 on: October 17, 2013, 12:40:22 am »
Hmmmm! looks like we will have to IRON out our differences once again. Whilst we do that we can celebrate with a glass of Corbie'res to the longest running post  ZXZ. Incidentally have the Corby trouser presses been aquired or sold yet?