The "Corby trouser press FREE!!!" saga - unique to the TTF!

[Tosh]

Walk-in fridge defroster.

[Dwyforite]

I think its about time that CORBY was humanely put to sleep

[snowcap]

i thought it was to be hung ?

[Linda]

Oh no dont do that, could use it as a hair straightener if you could get your head into it. Though i still like the idea of a turkey roaster I have already chosen ours.

[Merddin Emrys]

I've had enough of it now, I have more pressing matters to attend to!   

[Tosh]

I've had enough of it now, I have more pressing matters to attend to!   

Come on ME, step up to the crease.

[Tosh]

Stand it in the middle of the room and voila, you've got central heating.

[Merddin Emrys]

Doesn't work,the lead's not long enough!

[Tosh]

Doesn't work,the lead's not long enough!

But at least you tried it, well done, positive mental attitude.
On the other hand, you could use an extension lead.

[Linda]

Oh no dont do that, could use it as a hair straightener if you could get your head into it. Though i still like the idea of a turkey roaster I have already chosen ours.

[Tosh]

How about a welly warmer, no a WELLY warmer.
Horizontal position in the garage, open it up, switch on, place wellies on the heated surface and bingo, warm wellies for when you go out into the snow etc.

[Nemesis]

Golly I would have to shift the spiders out of them first !

They might enjoy it-- I'd have a queue-- mind you Fester could keep order ! :twoface:

[Yorkie]

I think its about time that CORBY was humanely put to sleep

That remark absolutely creased me!   

[Tosh]

I haven't mentioned it for days so don't blame me.
Anyway I have more pressing matters to attend to.

[Linda]

Hmmmm! looks like we will have to IRON out our differences once again. Whilst we do that we can celebrate with a glass of Corbie'res to the longest running post  ZXZ. Incidentally have the Corby trouser presses been aquired or sold yet?