The american indian With One Testicle
There once was an indian who had
only one testicle and whose given the
name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,'
If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody
called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman
named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took
her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone
meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call
him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the
village after being away. Yellow Bird,
who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said,
'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep
into the forest, then he made love to her
all day, made love to her all night,
made love to her all the next day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why
everyone knows...
You can't kill
Two Birds
with OneStone!!!