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Offline Ian

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Less clean jokes: adults only
« on: September 03, 2010, 03:14:39 pm »
For the more forthright
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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 06:04:56 pm »
  I'll risk this one !
  The Welsh invented condoms. They were invented in 1673, by using the uterus of a sheep.  The Scottish improved it a few years later by taking it out of the sheep first !!!     ;) ;D
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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2010, 04:10:10 pm »
What did one saggy tit say to the other???

If we dont get support soon they'll think were nuts...........

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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2010, 04:14:22 pm »
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Offline Trojan

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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2010, 02:11:59 am »
What's the similarity between Captain James T. Kirk, and a roll of toilet paper?

They both wipe-out Klingon's.


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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2010, 10:24:25 pm »
Something might turn up one day.  ££$

As I recall, the interior of the Savoy was nothing special, quite plain in fact. I saw Ghostbusters there in 1984.

Well if you want to see pictures of the Savoy ....''Who ya gonna call?''    :laugh:

Funny you should mention that other film at the Astra ...as only last night I wached..''Shaving Ryan's Privates'' ....is that the same one?
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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2010, 10:55:37 pm »
OK Trojan ..I'll follow up with this one...

In Star Trek, why was Lieutenant Uhura Brown?

....Because William SHATNER ....   _))*
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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 11:14:42 pm »
She was way ahead of her time with her bluetooth.  :P

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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 11:27:04 pm »
Something might turn up one day.  ££$

As I recall, the interior of the Savoy was nothing special, quite plain in fact. I saw Ghostbusters there in 1984.

Well if you want to see pictures of the Savoy ....''Who ya gonna call?''    :laugh:

Funny you should mention that other film at the Astra ...as only last night I wached..''Shaving Ryan's Privates'' ....is that the same one?

Errr......don't think so Fester. :speechless: (Dave/Ian..I think you better move these threads to the "Less than clean jokes" section.  :-X However.....the 'Music & the Arts" section appears to have no threads yet.  L0L

Trojan!!!!!! We dont need to be seeing things like that, thank you very much!!!!!  Y^^Y
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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 11:41:43 pm »
I've just come back from a football match where only Stroke victims played...

I've never seen such a one sided affair...

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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 11:45:27 pm »
Ha ha ...nothing artistic about that film, by the look of it ....
But I didn't realise it was actually gay porn!!  I wish I hadn't mentioned it now !!    :-[ :-[

AAARRGGHHHHHH
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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2010, 11:54:04 pm »
Ha ha ...nothing artistic about that film, by the look of it ....
But I didn't realise it was actually gay porn!!  I wish I hadn't mentioned it now !!    :-[ :-[

AAARRGGHHHHHH


 ))* _))*

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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2010, 09:35:40 pm »
Ha ha ...nothing artistic about that film, by the look of it ....
But I didn't realise it was actually gay porn!!  I wish I hadn't mentioned it now !!    :-[ :-[

AAARRGGHHHHHH


 ))* _))*

Trojan!!!!!! We dont need to be seeing things like that, thank you very much!!!!!    Y^^Y

There's me thinking you were an avid film buff Dave.  8)

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Re: Less clean jokes
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2010, 09:40:30 pm »
Not that avid, mate!  :o

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 11:17:01 pm »
Dave and Trojan, I thought it was pretty funny actually ....I think everyone on here is broad minded enough to withstand that one..
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