Less clean jokes: adults only

[Ian]

For the more forthright

[Quiggs]

  I'll risk this one !
  The Welsh invented condoms. They were invented in 1673, by using the uterus of a sheep.  The Scottish improved it a few years later by taking it out of the sheep first !!!     

[nettle]

What did one saggy tit say to the other???

If we dont get support soon they'll think were nuts...........

[DaveR]

 

[Trojan]

What's the similarity between Captain James T. Kirk, and a roll of toilet paper?

They both wipe-out Klingon's.

[Fester]

Something might turn up one day.  ££$

As I recall, the interior of the Savoy was nothing special, quite plain in fact. I saw Ghostbusters there in 1984.

Well if you want to see pictures of the Savoy ....''Who ya gonna call?''   

Funny you should mention that other film at the Astra ...as only last night I wached..''Shaving Ryan's Privates'' ....is that the same one?

[Fester]

OK Trojan ..I'll follow up with this one...

In Star Trek, why was Lieutenant Uhura Brown?

....Because William SHATNER ....   

[Trojan]

She was way ahead of her time with her bluetooth. 

[Trojan]

Something might turn up one day.  ££$

As I recall, the interior of the Savoy was nothing special, quite plain in fact. I saw Ghostbusters there in 1984.

Well if you want to see pictures of the Savoy ....''Who ya gonna call?''    

Funny you should mention that other film at the Astra ...as only last night I wached..''Shaving Ryan's Privates'' ....is that the same one?

Errr......don't think so Fester. :speechless: (Dave/Ian..I think you better move these threads to the "Less than clean jokes" section.   However.....the 'Music & the Arts" section appears to have no threads yet.  L0L

Trojan!!!!!! We dont need to be seeing things like that, thank you very much!!!!!  Y^^Y

[Fester]

I've just come back from a football match where only Stroke victims played...

I've never seen such a one sided affair...

[Fester]

Ha ha ...nothing artistic about that film, by the look of it ....
But I didn't realise it was actually gay porn!!  I wish I hadn't mentioned it now !!   

AAARRGGHHHHHH

[Trojan]

Ha ha ...nothing artistic about that film, by the look of it ....
But I didn't realise it was actually gay porn!!  I wish I hadn't mentioned it now !!   

AAARRGGHHHHHH

 

[Trojan]

Ha ha ...nothing artistic about that film, by the look of it ....
But I didn't realise it was actually gay porn!!  I wish I hadn't mentioned it now !!   

AAARRGGHHHHHH

 

Trojan!!!!!! We dont need to be seeing things like that, thank you very much!!!!!    Y^^Y

There's me thinking you were an avid film buff Dave. 

[DaveR]

Not that avid, mate! 

[Fester]

Dave and Trojan, I thought it was pretty funny actually ....I think everyone on here is broad minded enough to withstand that one..