I'm sure Fester said he was going to update us all with his latest selection of Jimmy Saville jokes...
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When will these Jimmy Savile sex allegations ever end?
Police are now saying Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.
Rolf Harris was in Tesco last week when a little old lady asked... "Are you that bloke from the 1970's who did 'Two Little Boys'?. "No" he replied "that was Jimmy Savile"
The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.
What's brown, about 10 inches long, stinks & you would not want to find it on your kids bedroom carpet?
Jimmy Savile's Cigar!
JJB are doing Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits.. They have an adult size top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
I will not hear a bad word said about Jimmy Savile.
He fixed it for me to go camping with Gary Glitter!
Susan Boyle has returned her Jim'll Fix It badge out of total disgust at the way she was treated by him after appearing in his show, he never laid a hand on her.