Ask A Question Game

[brumbob]

no, nor a bucket full of holes


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

[Fester]

Only Yorkie can answer that I fear...


Have you ever been sent for the Long Stand?  (I was)

[Yorkie]

Twinkle, twinkle does work but not the one I learnt.

Not met that one before.


Have you been sent for a rubber hammer?

[brumbob]

Of course, though I did ask if he meant a mallet
http://www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=rubber+hammer&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=1838846150181470161&sa=X&ei=RhiWTcb8NYOAhQe_x4jgCA&ved=0CDIQ8wIwAg#


Have you ever asked in B&Q for striped paint

[Fester]

Not the rubber (or glass) hammer.
The 'Long Stand' sounded plausible to me as a recent school leaver. As we were trying to place a lot of boxes high up, along a rack of high shelving fixtures.
It sounded like a tressle or platform of some sort.
So, I walked half a mile to the other warehouse... asked the manager for the long stand, (he was obviously in on it) .. he left me for over two hours outside his office.   I plucked up the courage to knock on his door one more time and say...''I really must have that long stand''

His reply....?  ''You've just had it son''   L0L L0L


Do you like Elvis?

[Yorkie]

Yes, in fact I saw him having a walk round the Orme only yesterday.   He was singing his head off.     ¢¢##




How long do you chat to Jehovas Witnesses at the door?

[Fester]

I invite them in, sit them down and then invite them to tell me all about it...
Then they go mute, look a bit bemused and say...''We don't know what to say, we've never got this far before''   


What was the best holiday of your life?

[Yorkie]

Not actually a holiday, but a long business trip to Japan.  I found it a fascinating country and would like to go back some day.



Which type of TV program do you like?

[white rabbit]

Documentaries

What are you doing for Mother's Day?

[Nemesis]

working

What is at its best in your garden just now?

[Yorkie]

The strawberry plants


Have you been to the Mountain View recently?

[Nemesis]

No

Did you get caught in that rainstorm this morning?

[Yorkie]

Yes but as I was in the car I wasn't too worried.    D)


Which brand of Chocolate do you prefer?

[brumbob]

Cadburys Milk


Why, when you pee on grass does it go brown but the surrounding area grows lush? 

[Yorkie]

The surrounding grass gets the benefit of the minerals from the soil.  The "wet" ones have thir pores clogged and the liquid acts as a weed killer.  Bitch dogs are the worst!


Are you a passionate gardener?