Having now aquainted myself with the "Rules" of the game, it would seem that I am n ot the only one at fault, if indeed "at fault" I am.

However I would tend to disagree with you, and present my evidence as follows:.
The charge seems to be that I have placed the word "PORTUGAL" as a follow on from the word "CHRISTMAS".
Sir, It is my submission that "CHRISTMAS" is a geographical location in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and is an Island.
My defence is that "PORTUGAL" is also a geographical location at the southern end of the Continent of Europe and forms part of the Iberian Penisular.
Accordingly you will immediuately perceive that I have indeed followed the RULES and your admonishment is therefore unwarranted and uncalled for. I trust the Charge will be dropped forthwith and that my reputation will be left intact.
