After this motoring incident a few days ago, believe it or not I've been in another one. The Ist of Ad Motorists and Yorkie are probably distancing themselves from me.
Today, Asda fuel station. For those that don't know it there are two rows of pumps which you can access from both sides. With two pumps in both rows. i.e. 8 cars putting in fuel at the same time. If you want diesel you have to go to the front row, the back one is petrol only.
So, in I go, in a diesel vehicle. Extreme left hand side, first pump empty of a car, second pump car being filled. So, I pull in behind it.Get out and open the flap and filler cap. Get back in my car and wait.
The car in front finishes and drives away. So I start up and move forward. As I did so a small car drove past me on the nearside. I assumed it was going for air or water.
But no, it swerves in front of me, brakes, reverse lights come on, and there it is heading backwards towards me. I jam on my brakes, stop about five feet short of where I was intending to go, no time for horn and definately no time for reverse gear, and BANG --- this cars goes in to me.
And a young woman--I won't say lady as I usually do for the female sex, leaps out and --- verbal diarorear is the only word I can think of, the words came out like machine gun bullets. The only thing I definately heard was she mentioned reverse lights. But her words were coming out at about ten a second.
I told her not too nicely what the hell she bought she was doing, words went up to boiling point, I said do what the hell you like, get Asda on their internal phone, or police, or however she wanted.
She went off to Asdas internal phone -- came back to me and said "dont you even want to get out and see the damage you've done to my car?". Me. Why the hell shou
ld I? I'm not interested it what you have done to your car.
I might add that I wasn't the slightest bit bothered about my car. Its a 4x4 with bull bars and I wasn't even going to exert myself by getting out of the drivers seat to look.
Eventually two Asda security arrive. They speak to her, tell her to pull over to one side, then come to me "Pull over, so that customers can get fuel." Me"Thats that I am waiting to do. "
So, O.K., I fill up (after probably 15 mins) and Asda man says pull over there. Me: No fear, I'm 15 minutes late already and I'm going. Him: You cannot leave. Me (getting very agitated) You mean Asda say I cannot leave. You sod off. I'm going. Asada man: Well you have to give your side of it and your name and address. Me: Get my name off the DVLA. Asda: Its an offence to leave scene of an accident. Me: On Asda private land. Asda man: Its not asdas land. ME: WEll who the hells is it? ASda: It belongs to the Council. We only rent it. Me: What sodding difference does that make? I'm going. Man. We'll call the Police. Me. Best of luck, GOODBYE.
Oh, and at some stage I said "Are your cameras working? Reply Yes. Me Well look at them, its all there for you.
Mike (Just done my blood pressure a world of good typing this)