Years ago while in the Albion a fake £20 note was taken over the bar, the staff were none the wiser and I didn't realise until cashing up. I was fuming when I found it but it's too late then. I kept the £20 note to show other staff what to look for in a dodgy note. I had it for years, my eldest works in retail and so I've even shown him the note on one occasion when the topic of fake currency came up. However today the counter staff in his shop have been handed £100 in fake £20 notes, the Police were called and as my eldest is now a manager they have obviously taken a statement from him.......which goes something like this:
Policeman "Have you ever seen a fake £20 note before?"
My eldest "Yes my Mum had one a couple of months ago"
Policeman"oh right where did she get it?"
Gavin "Pen..... I think"
Can you bl**dy believe that
He's taken my name and everything!! I'm laughing but it will be on the other side of my face when I'm in St Asaph later....The muppet.
So it's now official my eldest has been disowned
