The 3 Towns Arms

[Merddin Emrys]

I have spent the last few weeks trying to resist the large garden gnomes for sale in Asda, they have been selling quickly! I was resisting well but when I got home look what was in the back seat! 

[DaveR]

 I could have resisted a little longer...say for about another 40 years.  

[Merddin Emrys]

I can't be the only forum member who has bought one    confess, who else has one? 

[Ian]

 I think you can get them free on the national elf service....

[Nemesis]

I could have resisted a little longer...say for about another 40 years.  

I could have made it 50 !

[Yorkie]

I've got an home, so I don't need another!   

How many gnomes do you need to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them!   

[DaveR]

This attraction is opening at Penrhyn Quarry this weekend:
http://www.zipworld.co.uk/

A one mile long zip wire, at 500ft above ground level, travelling at up to 75mph. Costs £50.

Who's up for a go on it?

[Merddin Emrys]

I would like to see the quarry, I was last there about 40 years ago, no way would I go on the zip wire! 

[Michael]

   Rant time, again.
   I have been visiting Barclays Bank for 78 years, since my Dad took me as a 4 year old guard to Saundersfoot sub branch where he was working. So I reckon I know something about the firm.
   So you can imagine my surprise in its Llandudno branch. I go in to pay a bit of cash into my account.Look around the banking hall for a paying in slip. No sign. I look everywhere. So in the end I join the long queue for a cashier.
  Me: You won't believe this but, I cannot find any paying  in slips anywhere. Cashier: No. We don't use them any more. Me: Well how do I put this cash into my account?
  Cashier: You just tell me your name and I put it straight into your account on my --- pointing, computer.
   Me: But I haven't sorted it out and I was going to use the shoot for paying in to save a wait.
   Cashier: Oh, well in that case just put your name on the envelope and make sure to check your statement when you get it (me IF you get it)

    To me this means "If we make a mess of it, its up to you to tell us, otherwise hard cheese."

    I couldn't believe my eyes and ears, and I told her so.

   What do you all think of this? There is at least one other ex barclays staff on this forum apart from me. Id like to know what he thinks.   Mike

[Ian]

This is rather good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URtd0Fd5E8U

[Dwyforite]

something different,something very funny

[Ajllandudno]

With regards Barclays my friend paid a large sum of money in to there account and its still not in there this was 3 weeks ago, they were told there would be an internal investigation over the matter & for the short term they were given a credit until the investigation was sorted out.. I couldn't tell if the issue has been resolved however I for one wouldn't  be banking with them.

[Fester]

With regards Barclays my friend paid a large sum of money in to there account and its still not in there this was 3 weeks ago, they were told there would be an internal investigation over the matter & for the short term they were given a credit until the investigation was sorted out.. I couldn't tell if the issue has been resolved however I for one wouldn't  be banking with them.

Every time I pay into the bank, I keep the receipt, and there is no problem... ever in my life.
So, how can there be a problem?   there must be records, even CCTV of the person making the deposit.

Something smells funny here..... it smells as bad as an old man's armpit.

[snowcap]

now i know why you sell perfumed soap, not many go around smelling old men,s arm pits though.

[Merddin Emrys]

 

now i know why you sell perfumed soap, not many go around smelling old men,s arm pits though.

 L0L