Nice guy - and very bright.
Here's some interesting - if depressing - facts about the election:
0.8% more people voted Tory this time than in the last election, so how does that equate to them suddenly getting a majority of the seats in Parliament?
Meanwhile, Labour got 1.5% more votes than last time (up to 9,347,326), yet lost 26 seats.
UKIP got 3,881,129 votes (12.6% of the total) and got one seat.
The Lib Dems got 2,415,888 votes (just 7.9% of the total votes) and got 8 seats.
The SNP received 1,454,436 votes a 4.7% share and got 56 seats.
And the Greens got 3.8% of the total votes (1,157,613 in total) and also got just one seat.
That's the truly democratic effect of our lamentable FPTP voting system.