Conwy CBC has submitted a tender to central Government to supply accommodation to any rioters who find themselves homeless.
They stated they had vast experience of dealing with feral scum from all parts of the UK and had been very successful in integrating them into the local communities in Conwy; statistics from the North Wales police showed that Conwy had the lowest crime rate in the UK proving this earlier venture had been a total success.
It was also concerned about the vast amount of money the government would spend bringing Bill Bratton to the UK to advise on the riots so Mr Ken Finch has offered his services to advise the Government how he has achieved this, making Conwy a model for the rest of society