Sorry some recent doubles here
Two blondes were going to Disneyland.
They were driving on the
Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther
away... Florida or the moon?'The other blonde turns and says
'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida
??'
CAR TROUBLEA blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKETA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER WALKThere's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde
on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You
ARE on the other side.'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICEA gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body
hurt wherever she touched it.'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said,
'Your finger is broken.'
KNITTINGA highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at
the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
BLONDE ON THE SUNA Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the
first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on
the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads.'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
IN A VACUUMA blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science & Nature.Her question was, 'If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'She thought for a time and
then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
And asked her what their names were.The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever
heard of someone naming dogs like that?''HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answer
