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Ian:

--- Quote ---I was walking along the beach today, when I stopped to throw pebbles in the sea.
The wife will go mad, she loved that dog.
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brumbob:
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

brumbob:
I spilt spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Pendragon:
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Pendragon:
Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.  _))*

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