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SteveH:
Really Dreadful :-[

SteveH:
 ;)

SteveH:
 ;)

SteveH:
Hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray, as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!" I was like, eh?!?!., I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!" , As I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "excuse me, is this the psychiatric ward?" He says," no this is the burns unit!
Happy Robert Burns day Everyone !  (Yesterday)

Cordyline:
Anastasia: Come over, Joseph!

Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to the Gulag

Anastasia: My parents aren't at home

Stalin: I know

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