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Merddin Emrys:
--- Quote from: Yorkie on January 16, 2011, 09:43:13 am --- Even innocent enterprises such as Forums and Blogs on the Internet are not free of mockery, contempt and derision.
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not this forum though! $3towns$
Pendragon:
--- Quote from: Paddy on January 16, 2011, 04:05:03 am ---How cool would it be to come back to life a few hundred years into the future?
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Paddy I can't think of anything worse than coming back in a few hundred years. Imagine it.....Your put to sleep in the year 2015, with an incurable illness lets presume. You've stored your best clothes and belongings with lock stock (obviously paid up front too) and all your money is saved in the Santander super saver account until further notice. :D Happy days you might think................Fast forward 200 years................Your woken up by some genetically modified doctor resembling action man :o (ok that bit might not be so bad) your informed it's the year 2215, and you've been cured of your illness and your fit and ready to return home. Off you trot only to find Lock Stock has long gone, all your possessions lost, stolen or teleported to the wrong piggin' year. Disappointed you return to your house, only to find your family some 100 years ago found the "get out" clause and sold it, so no house. To top it off Santander is a distant memory much like Northern Rock, so your money has disappeared too. Plus due to leaps and bounds in cosmetic surgery you'll be the only person who looks in your 50's.
In short you'll be stood there fit as a fiddle looking much like a neanderthal with only the clothes you've had sprayed on and not a pot to p*ss in. Nah not havin' it. The words Pork Chop and Jewish Wedding come to mind. L0L L0L L0L
Yorkie:
--- Quote from: Pendragon on January 16, 2011, 12:46:14 pm --- The words Pork Chop and Jewish Wedding come to mind. L0L L0L L0L
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OK - So what's funny about Pork Chops and Jewish Weddings?
Pendragon:
Jewish people are prohibited from eating pork. :P
It's the same as saying "stand out like a sore thumb"
Your teasing me, you knew that ?
Yorkie:
--- Quote from: Pendragon on January 16, 2011, 01:17:10 pm ---Jewish people are prohibited from eating pork. :P
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Oh no they are not! In Leviticus it is stated that only meat from cloven hoofed animals should be eaten and the pig is not cloven hoofed. Except the Asian Pot Bellied Pig which has a cloven hoof. That makes it Kosher - or so they say! L0L
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