Thanks for the offer Nemesis butt you might need it yourself when you tackle those goats
In the meantime this actually happened:-
A workmate of mine and his wife ran a pub near Bangor and we used to see him come to work with cuts and bruises on his head and he readily admitted that he got beaten up by his wife
Domestic violence is an awful thing and the guy was such a nice, popular easy going person
Everyone seemed to know about the abuse and thought that he was stupid to put up with it. Anyway on his 60th birthday he invited many people to the pub and a few of his friends had brought him a present. It was wrapped in a large box and he was requested to wear it and walk around the pub
So in front of the waiting audience he opened his present and the present turned out to be a safety helmet with a frying pan stuck to the top of the helmet.
Fair play he put it on his head and walked around the pub while his wife was scowling at him behind the bar. I wouldn't fancy his chances that night
