The "Corby trouser press FREE!!!" saga - unique to the TTF!

[Tosh]

We  don't want them sold, we want to carry on with this topic, it's the only fun I get.

We thought of putting out FLY posters.
So we would need someone to ZIP around posting them.
We thought that we could POCKET the cash.
My, that would be a TURN UP for the books.

[Nemesis]

Better pull a few CORDS

[mull]

This post is running with some LEGS.

[Nemesis]

There's FEET of it !

[Yorkie]

I wondered if mine could fly.  I threw it out of the upstairs window only to discover that it didn't! 
But it makes a good drawing board which I am now going back to.   

[Merddin Emrys]

It might make a good heated seat for a MERCEDES BENZ! 

[Tosh]

I wondered if mine could fly.  I threw it out of the upstairs window only to discover that it didn't! 
But it makes a good drawing board which I am now going back to.   

When I was a draughtsman back in the early 70s, I would have given anything for a heated drawing board. 

[Merddin Emrys]

Was it too draughty?

[Tosh]

Was it too draughty?

Shame on you ME and you an ex GEC apprentice.
Some days we were so busy we didn't have time to draw breath, da daa.

[Yorkie]

Investors please note . . . A new Corby Trouser Press from Amazon will set you back up to £150.00.

Don't miss this opportunity.  Christmas is coming, surely you have an enemy who deserves one?   

[Linda]

Investors please note . . . A new Corby Trouser Press from Amazon will set you back up to £150.00.

Don't miss this opportunity.  Christmas is coming, surely you have an enemy who deserves one?   

I thought all the Corbies had quitely crept away and gone into hiding  . You never know, i remember thinking of one years ago for my OH. When he wore trousers (not that he wears skirts) I dont think  , buts hes more of a jeans and cords man now except for nights out.

[Tosh]

I just want it to be known that it was NOT me who resurrected this topic.   

[Yorkie]

I just want it to be known that it was NOT me who resurrected this topic.   

'Twas I wot did it!  Just offering someone a cheap Xmas pressie.   

[Yorkie]

It has now gone to some unsuspecting individual.  But his Mrs thought it would be useful!    L0L

[Linda]

It has now gone to some unsuspecting individual.  But his Mrs thought it would be useful!    L0L

Just noticed you off loaded your corby Yorkie! I was hoping to buy it Next Christmas LOL