Fellow works in the Butchery department of Tesco's. Anyway, he goes to the Doctors, and says, I have this compelling urge, to put my penis in the Bacon Slicer. Doc says, well that would not be a very good idea, it's just a passing thing - a fixation -, Take these tablets, one a day, and come back in a week's time
He goes back to the doctors, and says no good doc, this urge is almost overwhelming. Doc says, pull yourself together, man -, think of other things, and try to concentrate on your work. I have these, capsules for you -, much stronger, again one a day, and see you next week.
A week passes, and the guy returns, goes in and says to the Doctor -, Sorry Doctor, a succumbed to temptation, I put my penis in the bacon slicer, about an hour ago. doctor, says, good God man! whatever happened? the guy replies - we both got the sack...