A down and out tramp, knocks at the farmhouse door, and asks the Welsh Farmer, if he needs any work doing, for a nights sleep, in the barn.- He being very kindly, says, ''if you can drive a tractor - sure, and I 'll give you a meal too''. towards the end of the day, the tramp has completely done the field, as indicated. The farmer, goes to out the front door, in order to inspect his work, and says 'fine, but you missed a patch there, and points' the tramp, says, I used to work at Jones farm, next to yours, and that piece, is where I enjoyed my first bit of love, so i couldn't do it. farmer says, I understand, but you missed another little patch, over yonder - the tramp says, couldn't do that bit either, as that is where her Mother, stood watching us. The farmer says, good Lord, man, didn't she say anything? the tramp says, oh yes, she did, she went ''baa baa''