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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #600 on: December 06, 2022, 12:34:25 pm »
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.  ― Michel de Montaigne

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes.

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« Reply #601 on: December 17, 2022, 10:36:35 am »
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« Reply #602 on: December 18, 2022, 10:24:46 am »
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« Reply #606 on: December 22, 2022, 10:39:22 am »
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« Reply #607 on: December 24, 2022, 10:40:52 am »
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« Reply #608 on: February 08, 2023, 09:40:32 am »
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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #609 on: March 04, 2023, 10:42:44 am »
Update on above.......... 8)      I think my wife is trying to tell me something............

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #610 on: June 26, 2023, 08:13:03 am »
The Facebook article about the old woman is worth a read,  any resemblance to anyone I know is purely coincidental


https://www.facebook.com/groups/808073392884359/permalink/1993887800969573/?sfnsn=scwspmo&ref=share

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #611 on: September 26, 2023, 09:29:48 pm »
If Chris Rea lives in Wales -- He'd start driving home any day soon

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Re: Xmas....Clean Jokes
« Reply #612 on: December 25, 2023, 10:19:47 am »
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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #613 on: December 26, 2023, 07:18:09 pm »
It's my turn next!

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Re: Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?
« Reply #614 on: December 29, 2023, 09:52:05 am »
If you're partial to a bag of chips, the chances are you've visited a chip shop with a pun-based name.

From London's relatively straight-forward The Codfather to the more elaborately-named A Fish Called Rhondda in Pentre, Rhondda Cynon Taf, chip shop owners can't resist a play on words.

Others in on the act include London barbers Barber Streisand, Sunderland wine shop Amy's Winehouse and pottery cafe Kilning Me Softly in Milton Keynes.

Florist Rachael Allen owns the flamboyantly-named Dark Side of the Bloom just outside Bangor in Gwynedd, north Wales.

She said naming her business after the Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon turned out to be a shrewd business decision.

cont https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-67496753