Well, what a tizz some people get themselves into. All because of a disparity over what constitutes 'fair value' for a glass of wine.

A few points if I may.
Major Mellons, thanks for the kind words, I do recall posting something which inadvertantly offended you, back in the mists of time, (an ill judged joke)...however you have the dignity to see past that and post a most reasoned comment.
Sara, thank you also, I too was baffled by Buff's unhealthy obsession with digging up my posts on other forums.
Merddin, I couldn't help but notice that a certain someone tried to taint you in this matter, but you neatly made your point and stepped away from the absurd discussion.
Tosh, many thanks for your immediate supportive comments. No one needs to apologise to me, because being called a KNOB is one of the milder things that drift my way on a daily basis. In fact it as tantamount to my annual appraisal!
If Mrs Fester called me that, I would consider it a term of endearment!

Let me see, who else. Ah yes!
Yorkie...You didn't think I noticed you slip that one liner in... well I did, and I hope it is the sign of an imminent return.
Born To Run,Not sure what you are on about, in fact I would be worried if we ever did agree on something.
But I am going to kick your butt at darts and quizzes, (although you seem to be 3-2 up at the moment, and you have the advantage Sir!)
Ian / Dave R.... a lot of measured patience shown today by you both, but you were on a hiding to nothing it seems.
Last but not least...
Buff Orpington.I loved that name, it really tickled me, but sadly he embarrassed himself and it seems he no longer exists.
I was looking forward to a few interesting contributions by him, but sadly he went off the rails.
Sorry to inform you that despite loving Motorhead, I abhor Fishing, (and have never appeared in The Addams Family) so you have most likely attacked quite a few 'Festers' across the Internet today, none of which were me.
Furthermore, I would like other Forum members to know that despite pleading to be deleted today, he was actively trying at the same time to set up new 'fictitious memberships', I think that speaks volumes for the mental state of the person we are dealing with.
In closing, I would like to place on record that there was a concerted attempt to damage my business today, at the same time as a certain Mr Orpington was online on this Forum in the wee small hours. (He knows that I know)
A little bit of investigation proved it to be the same individual.
You stepped on my Blue Suede Shoes there pal, and this is a small town..... I look forward to having a friendly chat, very soon. A meeting of minds you might say?
Goodnight all, and I can't wait to get back to talking about Cafe's and Restaurants real soon!
Fester (The Knob)
