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Title: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Post by: Nemesis on December 24, 2017, 02:26:40 pm: VV VV VV VV VV VV

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ON THE THREE TOWNS FORUM.
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Post by: Dave on December 24, 2017, 02:35:45 pm: Thank you and shared sentiments from me!
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Post by: SteveH on December 24, 2017, 03:42:03 pm: $thanx$ Nem I* %0% . SEASONS GREETINGS TO ONE AND ALL VV VV
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Post by: OrmeMac on December 24, 2017, 05:10:46 pm: Merry Christmas to all on the forum.
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Post by: Bri Roberts on December 24, 2017, 05:29:03 pm: MERRY XMAS EVERYONE

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Post by: Hugo on December 24, 2017, 06:01:22 pm: Merry Christmas everyone I* VV Nadolig Llawen bob un I* VV
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Post by: Fester on December 24, 2017, 06:19:56 pm: This morning at the tills in Tesco in Llandudno Junction, I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone’s mother and I’d like to think someone would have helped my mother out when she was alive, especially at Christmas.

She didn’t want me to help her, but I insisted... and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
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Post by: Bellringer on December 24, 2017, 08:05:38 pm: Merry Christmas everyone.

(Fester, I am sure you didn’t do that!)
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Post by: Michael on December 25, 2017, 05:53:32 am: I had to read Festers post twice, then again. I was’ent sure.
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Post by: hollins on December 25, 2017, 08:54:41 am: Happy Christmas everyone!
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Post by: Ian on December 25, 2017, 09:08:17 am: Enjoy today, everyone.
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Post by: Hugo on December 25, 2017, 11:19:55 am: Quote from: ormegolf on December 25, 2017, 05:53:32 am
I had to read Festers post twice, then again. I was’ent sure.

Me too Mike, but I think that Fester is an old softy at heart and has done a good deed for Christmas. I bet he even carried the shopping for the lady.
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Post by: Fester on December 25, 2017, 10:24:22 pm: Softie I certainly am, more so as I get older.

It was merely a joke, and a seasonal one, I thought you might like.

I hope you are all having a pleasant and safe Christmas.
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Post by: snowcap on December 26, 2017, 03:49:08 pm: belated christmas greetings to all
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Post by: OrmeMac on December 23, 2018, 10:34:09 am: Merry Christmas to everyone on the forum and thanks for all the information and gossip over the past year. 2019 promises to be <cough> "interesting" in very many ways.
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Post by: Nemesis on December 23, 2018, 03:32:33 pm: Merry Christmas everyone.
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Post by: SteveH on December 23, 2018, 04:46:28 pm: MERRY XMAS and best wishes to all
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Post by: snowcap on December 23, 2018, 10:01:06 pm: Merry Christmas to all on the forum, hope you all have a great one and a very Happy New Year
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Post by: hollins on December 24, 2018, 01:43:05 pm: Happy Christmas everyone!
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Post by: Hugo on December 24, 2018, 05:19:05 pm: Nadolig Llawen bob un, Merry Christmas everyone

Another beautiful arrangement Hollins and I'd like to wish you good health and many Happy Holidays in the New Year, keep posting those photos it's a pleasure to see them
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Post by: rhuddlan on December 24, 2018, 08:23:32 pm: Have a great time. Rhuddlan
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Post by: Ian on December 25, 2018, 09:02:45 am: Have a wonderfully happy Christmas, everyone.
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Post by: SteveH on December 24, 2019, 10:26:56 am: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND BEST WISHES FOR A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR _))++
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Post by: Hugo on December 24, 2019, 02:06:14 pm: Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i bawb

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRyjrSTrK1Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRyjrSTrK1Q)
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Post by: Blongb on December 24, 2019, 03:22:37 pm: Complements of the Season to all our Forum Friends
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Post by: Nemesis on December 24, 2019, 03:40:02 pm: <:<:<:<
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE
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Title: Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS.....HAPPY NEW YEAR
Post by: SteveH on December 31, 2019, 08:13:12 pm: ALL THE BEST EVERYONE
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Post by: Hugo on January 01, 2020, 01:54:59 am: Blwyddyn Newydd dda i bawb

A Happy and Healthy New Year to everyone _))++ +}}{--
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Post by: snowcap on January 01, 2020, 09:15:28 pm: Happy New Year to all
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Post by: SteveH on December 21, 2020, 12:34:02 pm: Merry Xmas and best wishes for a better new year, stay safe everyone

Gyda phob dymuniad da am Nadolig Llawen.
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Post by: snowcap on December 22, 2020, 04:42:47 pm: Merry Christmas to all and hope you all have a better Covid free new year, All the very best
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Post by: Hugo on December 24, 2022, 10:40:51 pm: My walking buddy Tellytubby is a volunteer in the Big Pool reserve near Prestatyn and took this lovely photo of a Robin that was at the reserve
He wanted me to post it on the forum and wished everyone a Happy and healthy Christmas
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Post by: Hugo on December 24, 2022, 10:48:58 pm: Nadolig Llawen i bob un Merry Christmas to everyone
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Post by: SteveH on December 25, 2022, 11:03:09 am: Quote from: Hugo on December 24, 2022, 10:40:51 pm
My walking buddy Tellytubby is a volunteer in the Big Pool reserve near Prestatyn and took this lovely photo of a Robin that was at the reserve
He wanted me to post it on the forum and wished everyone a Happy and healthy Christmas

Thankyou Tellytubby and Hugo for your good wishes, and I add my own, for a happy festive time and a better new year for everyone.
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Post by: Nemesis on December 26, 2022, 11:08:43 am: Hope everyone had a good Christmas.
Just spent 5 1/2 weeks in hospital, so sorry my wishes are a little belated.
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Post by: SteveH on December 26, 2022, 11:34:49 am: Sorry to hear you have been unwell, thats a long time to be in hospital, glad your home ?, and best wishes for a quick recovery, hope you feel better soon, take care.
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Post by: Hugo on December 26, 2022, 12:54:45 pm: Sorry to hear that Nemesis but I'd like to wish you a speedy recovery and best wishes for a happy and healthy New Year
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Post by: Ian on December 26, 2022, 03:42:57 pm: I'll add to those wishes, Nem. Certainly not the time you want to be in hospital.
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Post by: Nemesis on December 27, 2022, 10:38:41 am: Thank you. I m still out of action Wih my left arm in a huge brace, I am somewhat useless, but hoping to get rid of the thing soon !
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Post by: Hugo on December 24, 2025, 03:15:13 am: Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year to everyone
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Post by: Ian on December 24, 2025, 10:29:10 pm: Happy Christmas. folks, and enjoy the awful jokes:

My biggest mistake was challenging Death to a pillow fight.
I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions

I walked into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, "Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?"
He said: “Aisle B, back.”

How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house

During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.
Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’
I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

Still annoyed that my high school classmates voted me “most likely to hold a grudge”

I thought my wife approved of the way I arranged the furniture in the living room.
But when I got home, the tables were turned.

I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. He’s not perfect.
But he knows the drill

Just took a patience test.
It came back negative

“Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Yes, sir. but it was only just ground...”
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Post by: Ian on December 24, 2025, 10:34:43 pm: And a few more...

A guy walked into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asked for their orders.

The guy said, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and then the waitress asked the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," said the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returned with the order. "That will be $18.40 please."

The man reached into his pocket and, without looking, pulled out the exact amount for payment.

The next day, the guy and the ostrich cane in again and the guy said, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."

The ostrich said, "I'll have the same."

Again the guy reached into his pocket and paid with the exact change.

This became routine. Finally, one night they entered the restaurant and the waitress asked, "The usual?"

"No, this is Friday night, so I’ll have a steak, baked potato & salad,” said the guy.

"Me too," said the ostrich.

The waitress brought the order
and said, "That will be $42.62”

Once again the guy pulled the exact amount out of his pocket and placed it on the table.

The waitress couldn’t hold back her curiosity any longer.

“Excuse me, sir, but how do you manage to always come up with the exact amount out of your pocket every time?”

"Well," said the guy, "several years ago I was cleaning my attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me 2 wishes. My first wish was if I ever had to pay for anything I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount would always be there."

That's brilliant!" said the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or more, but you'll always be as rich as you need to be for as long as you live. And what was the second wish?”

The man sighed and said,
“I wished for a tall chick with long legs who would always go along with whatever I wanted.”