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Title: Speakers
Post by: clemmy on September 20, 2010, 04:36:36 pm: I am looking for people to talk to a group of townswomen's guild ladies, all sorts of subjects
Any suggestions please? :)
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Fester on September 20, 2010, 11:29:45 pm: The only subjects I could be a powerful orator in respect of are listed below, I doubt if any one (especially a townswomens guild) would want to hear them.
My current conversational pieces have included,

1, Is Captain Kirk better than Capt Picard?

2, Should my decking be stained Dark Oak or Antique Pine?

3, Would Big Daddy have really beaten Giant Haystacks if wrestling wasn't fixed.

4, Why didn't I invent the Pope shaped, soap on a rope ...?

These are the big questions that should concern us all ...
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: DaveR on September 21, 2010, 08:10:49 am: Quote from: Fester on September 20, 2010, 11:29:45 pm
3, Would Big Daddy have really beaten Giant Haystacks if wrestling wasn't fixed.
No. :D
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Ian on September 21, 2010, 08:15:29 am: Quote
I am looking for people to talk to a group of townswomen's guild ladies, all sorts of subjects
Any suggestions please?

If you contact the local Rotarians, Round Tablers and Lions, their secretaries have long lists of speakers they've all used in the past.
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Yorkie on September 21, 2010, 02:52:35 pm: Quote from: clemmy on September 20, 2010, 04:36:36 pm
I am looking for people to talk to a group of townswomen's guild ladies, all sorts of subjects
Any suggestions please? :)

Would this be "all at once" or "one at a time"! :-*

I know a chap named Bassett who can talk about all-sorts. L0L
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Merddin Emrys on September 21, 2010, 05:30:02 pm: Quote from: Fester on September 20, 2010, 11:29:45 pm

2, Should my decking be stained Dark Oak or Antique Pine?

Is this the very large decking by your shop?, I'd stain it 'sea green' ;D
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Fester on September 22, 2010, 12:02:57 am: Quote from: DaveR on September 21, 2010, 08:10:49 am
Quote from: Fester on September 20, 2010, 11:29:45 pm
3, Would Big Daddy have really beaten Giant Haystacks if wrestling wasn't fixed.
No. :D

I grew up believing that Big Daddy was the hardest man in the world, ...
But now I think I've totally thown the question that Clemmy asked off track ....and I apologise for that.

Now ...(Ian excepted) lets get serious.
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Nemesis on September 22, 2010, 10:43:08 am: Try St David's Hospice.
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Yorkie on September 22, 2010, 06:43:26 pm: I bought a couple of old Wharfedale speakers which I took to my local Antique Dealer.
He said he thought I had made a sound investment! _))*
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Fester on September 22, 2010, 10:37:06 pm: Nice one Yorkie ... but between us we are not being very helpful are we?
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Yorkie on September 23, 2010, 07:59:29 am: At least it's "on" Topic! _))*

I also bought an old book - but that's another story! L0L
Title: Re: Speakers
Post by: Pendragon on October 12, 2010, 07:43:32 pm: Quote from: Fester on September 20, 2010, 11:29:45 pm

These are the big questions that should concern us all ...
Fester your really funny mate L0L