so I presume they pay the electric up front then do they?
How cool would it be to come back to life a few hundred years into the future?The world might be a very unpleasant place by then!
How cool would it be to come back to life a few hundred years into the future?The world might be a very unpleasant place by then!
Even innocent enterprises such as Forums and Blogs on the Internet are not free of mockery, contempt and derision.
How cool would it be to come back to life a few hundred years into the future?Paddy I can't think of anything worse than coming back in a few hundred years. Imagine it.....Your put to sleep in the year 2015, with an incurable illness lets presume. You've stored your best clothes and belongings with lock stock (obviously paid up front too) and all your money is saved in the Santander super saver account until further notice. :D Happy days you might think................Fast forward 200 years................Your woken up by some genetically modified doctor resembling action man :o (ok that bit might not be so bad) your informed it's the year 2215, and you've been cured of your illness and your fit and ready to return home. Off you trot only to find Lock Stock has long gone, all your possessions lost, stolen or teleported to the wrong piggin' year. Disappointed you return to your house, only to find your family some 100 years ago found the "get out" clause and sold it, so no house. To top it off Santander is a distant memory much like Northern Rock, so your money has disappeared too. Plus due to leaps and bounds in cosmetic surgery you'll be the only person who looks in your 50's.
The words Pork Chop and Jewish Wedding come to mind. L0L L0L L0L
Jewish people are prohibited from eating pork. :P
You would not believe the number of Jewish people who eat Bacon Sarnies!You name me one ? and I shall concede (pah.... as if)
You would not believe the number of Jewish people who eat Bacon Sarnies!
MOT your homeI'm always inspired by Marianne Suhr myself. ;D
I was reading an article in a free magazine called Word of Mouth the other night. It was inspired by Marianne Suhr
Oven Cleaning...........How Much !
I read an advertisement for a company, who for a fee will come round to your house and clean out your oven after all the excessive cooking over the festive season. I couldn't resist going on the web site and checking out how much they charged for this service? :o £55 for the oven and get this another £15 for the hob. In total £70. Is it me? or does that sound like shed loads of money. I'd want them pulling the b****r out and jet washing behind it for that. _))* Well at least you'll be able to recognise them coming.................they'll be the ones wearing the balaclavas!
Perhaps they already know.....?
Perhaps they already know.....?
How long does it take to smoke a Savana?
I'm not 100% convinced that the smoking ban has diminished pub attendance....not THAT much.I'd agree, especially when you consider how few people smoke these days. ZXZ
In my opinion it is the exhorbitant price of drinks, compared to those massively discounted in supermarkets.
In ''my day'' we went out for a beer and chat up the opposite sex because we had a gang of mates who we could meet, AND we had quite a bit of cash.
These days kids are by and large skint, and even those who are not would rather meet their mates in cyber-world. (Facebook etc)
Should the age limit on alcohol be raised to 21yrs old.I had a moustache at 14, pubs were no problem then Z**
With lads it even easier...No beard.....No beer :) _))*
I'd agree, especially when you consider how few people smoke these days. ZXZI reckon about a fifth of workers in the factory I work in smoke judging by the amount of people outside at break-times
I had a moustache at 14, pubs were no problem then Z**
all I really want to know is: Does Viagra work, it's like >?>??
L0L L0L L0L _))* _))* _))* _))* *&(all I really want to know is: Does Viagra work, it's like >?>??
Who needs Viagra when you've got all those websites that you secretly look at!
I bet you can't see anyone hiding their ass in those! :D
$smack$
Who needs Viagra when you've got all those websites that you secretly look at!
I bet you can't see anyone hiding their ass in those! :D
must start logging in to post there.
wont you get confused L0L
I absolutely love your "-NEGATIVE" approach, I'm sure those with a more "+POSITIVE" attitude will find a "BATTERY" of answers to this very "CHARGED" problem! L0LWhat a choker, that's a shocking use of intrinsic error you've charged me with in your current post.
The 12 metre high structure generates power for the lifts, lights, water pumps, CCTV and concierge area of Kestrel House, City Road, EC1. And it is not the only one, the local council is actively promoting this "green" initiative. Z**
A good 'ole Tony Newley number. But why did the weasel go pop? D)
The mind-numbing and repetitive nature of the work is captured in the final line of each verse, indicating that whatever you were doing, or wherever your mind had wandered to, reality was never far away with the weasel to pop you alert again.Will have to remember that on the track :rage:
The mind-numbing and repetitive nature of the work is captured in the final line of each verse, indicating that whatever you were doing, or wherever your mind had wandered to, reality was never far away with the weasel to pop you alert again.Will have to remember that on the track :rage:
For a moment you had me, I was looking for pubs called the Eagle in Sparkhill L0L
I am one of those who regards popping the weasel as "pawning the suit".
'Popping' is a slang term for pawning, i.e. depositing articles with a pawnbroker in return for money. Weasel may be a corruption of whistle - in cockney rhyming slang 'whistle and flute' i.e. suit. It could also be from another example of CRS, i.e. 'weasel and stoat' -> coat.
Some will say (3) balls to that! L0L
great, have to drive to the supermarket everyday to charge it up :PScientists at the University of Illinois have just developed a Lithium battery that can reach 90% charged in just 2 minutes.
until every parking space has a means to charge a car, I maintain electric cars are useless for the majority of people
imagine row upon row of terrace houses with cables stretching over the pavement :rage:
Plug in electric cars move problems rather than solving them.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? ZXZ
If they call an orange, an orange, why don't they call a banana a yellow?
Absolute Gems, Hugo; every last one _))* _))* _))*
If I was ever given one week to live, I would spend it with my in-laws._))* _))* _))* _))* _))* _))* _))* _))*
It will feel like the longest period of my entire life! :laugh:
I like seven :-)))