A few more funny stories in the news.
A man had a nasty surprise when he tried to get up from his deck chair to find his testicles had become trapped between two of the slats of wood. Valalta Visjnic had been swimming naked off the coast of Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea, when he sat down they slipped through the slats and then in the warm sun they had expanded back to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maintenance staff from his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.