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Members' Lounge => Games, Jokes & Quizzes => Topic started by: Paddy on April 01, 2011, 06:58:40 pm
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Has anyone fallen for any scams today?
I've just found out that the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 this morning was actually Rob Brydon doing his Ken Bruce impression for the whole show!
I listen to the show every day and, while "Ken" seemed a bit more jovial than usual, and I was a bit surprised to hear him taking the mickey out of the "Popmaster" conteatants, I never suspected that it wasn't him!
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I even forgot that it was April the First! $walesflag$
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I really like Rob Brydon and this seems like a very plausible April fools prank but most pranks are too stupid and it's hard to believe anyone could get taken in by them, I mean things like spaghetti trees _))*
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I even forgot that it was April the First! $walesflag$
I bet you forget most things at your age L0L
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Still as sharp as a .erm . . erm . . whatsit. _))*
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Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
LOL: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front veranda, on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up and sat down beside me.
DA: Did you know him?
LOL: No, but he sure was friendly.
DA: What happened after he sat down?
LOL: He started to rub my thigh.
DA: Did you stop him?
LOL: No, I didn't stop him.
DA: Why not?
LOL: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband died some 30 years ago.
DA: What happened next?
LOL: He began to rub my breasts.
DA: Did you stop him then?
LOL: No, I did not stop him.
DA: Why not?
LOL: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
DA: What happened next?
LOL: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just lay down and told him
"Take me, young man. Take me!"
DA: Did he take you?
LOL: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"... And that's when I shot the little naughty boy!
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The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/ (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/)