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Title: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 20, 2011, 01:36:41 pm
The idea of this Thread is to suggest an item, person or whatever that you would like to consign to Room 101 and then give your reason why.   It can be serious, humerous or just downright stupid!

As an example.

I'd like to get rid of XYZ Town Council

Because they are as useless as a chocolate teapot!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 20, 2011, 02:53:29 pm
Nice topic  :)

I'd consign all TV soaps to Room 101
they stop me watching what I want to watch
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Post by: suepp on March 20, 2011, 03:42:36 pm
Top Gear

ageing boy racers, not funny and not clever  :'(
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Post by: brumbob on March 20, 2011, 04:26:56 pm
Victorian Extravaganza

Well past its sell by date, same every year, hardly Victorian
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Post by: Nemesis on March 20, 2011, 06:03:05 pm
People who don't clean up after their dogs.

Because responsible dog owners get blamed for the state of the town.
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Post by: Yorkie on March 20, 2011, 06:49:05 pm
diabetes



Because it can be a very debilitating illness.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 21, 2011, 12:03:28 am
Pasta ...

Because its really pointless.
If you like the sauce, then put it on a jacket spud??
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 21, 2011, 12:08:59 am
Benefit scroungers


Yes there are genuine cases out there but the government doesn't make it a level playing field and too many get more on benefits than the workers that pay for them.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 21, 2011, 12:13:21 pm
Telephone canvassers and sales people.


Always call just as you're having a meal!
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Post by: Pendragon on March 22, 2011, 10:56:35 am
Karaoke

Does my head in, the same songs all the time.  People jumping about slowly murdering what were good songs to death.

Except of course you Fester  ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 22, 2011, 11:09:51 am
People who don't like Karaoke.


'Cos I like it and I'm quite good!   (nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 22, 2011, 01:22:11 pm
OMG :o

People who ignore you if you open a door for them.

Because they are ill mannered
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 22, 2011, 04:40:57 pm
Ill mannered people who push and barge past you.


Because they are just rude!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on March 22, 2011, 06:18:12 pm
People who dress their dogs up in stupid outfits and then carry the pooch round in a bag!!  Shouldn't be allowed  :rage:
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Post by: white rabbit on March 22, 2011, 08:07:55 pm
Eastenders and other soaps
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 22, 2011, 08:27:51 pm
I can understand the others but NEVER Eastenders!


Room 101 needs a population explosion so everyone with more than 3 children can move there.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 22, 2011, 08:46:54 pm
Muslims
all the trouble in the world at the moment seems to have muslims behind it
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 22, 2011, 09:13:33 pm
Cast into room 101 any person or group of persons who stir up trouble in the World.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 22, 2011, 09:44:11 pm
Earrings on men, do they think they're pirates or gypsies?
why do they think it's a good look?
Remove them now sir.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 22, 2011, 09:46:02 pm
Tattoos, especially on women
why don't they know when to stop?


Is that half the forum in Room 101 now?  :laugh:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 23, 2011, 12:11:04 am
Muslims
all the trouble in the world at the moment seems to have muslims behind it

You can only get away with that on here.... and I applaud that!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 23, 2011, 08:13:04 am
Cast away the people who put such a small amount of ink into printer cartridges!     ¢¢##
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Post by: Nemesis on March 23, 2011, 11:35:28 am
Hear Hear on that one


Packets of crisps with about 10 in.
That's why they are 'lower in fat' they put less of 'em in a bag !
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: JasonW on March 23, 2011, 06:28:46 pm
Is that half the forum in Room 101 now?  :laugh:

Brumbob, I do keep looking to see whether Councillors have been added yet !!!  :twoface:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 23, 2011, 06:35:29 pm
Wouldn't add you Jason, you tell it how it is  :)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 23, 2011, 06:40:06 pm
Studs in eyebrows, lips, tongues, nether regions even belly buttons, I'd consign them all to Room 101
I'll allow up to two per ear, women only.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 23, 2011, 06:49:55 pm
Spoil sport!    L0L

Ineffective and useless Councillors from Town, County or Community.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: suepp on March 23, 2011, 06:57:22 pm
Healthy eating for months only to find that I've lost a mere 4lb  :weeping:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: JasonW on March 24, 2011, 10:19:37 pm
Fuel Prices being displayed as XXX.9p, why the .9
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Post by: Paddy on March 24, 2011, 10:33:21 pm
Fuel Prices being displayed as XXX.9p, why the .9

I can remember when you would have only needed two Xs!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 24, 2011, 11:44:52 pm
I can remember 5/6d a gallon
that's about 26p a gallon
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Post by: Yorkie on March 25, 2011, 10:46:44 am
 I remember when it was about 1/6 a gallon and they put on a shilling due to the Suez Crisis which made it 2/6 or 12.5 pence in new money!     ZXZ
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 26, 2011, 10:31:29 am
Off subject but I somewhere have some petrol coupons !
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 26, 2011, 11:20:52 am
We had them for a few years in the late 1950's.   There was a great Black Market with them.     L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: white rabbit on March 26, 2011, 08:18:31 pm
green shield nstamps
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 26, 2011, 08:23:26 pm
gravel drives
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 26, 2011, 11:44:28 pm
square or pyramid tea bags
they should all be round
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Post by: Merddin Emrys on March 27, 2011, 09:23:31 am
Barbeques, completely pointless, why cook on a bonfire when there is an oven in the kitchen?
People say to me 'you can use a gas barbeque' which is an outdoor oven, what's the point?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 27, 2011, 11:40:36 am
I absolutely agree Andy
but still do it  $dins$
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Post by: Yorkie on March 27, 2011, 11:43:15 am
Into Room 101 I would put neighbours who have bonfires to get rid of garden waste.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 27, 2011, 10:59:44 pm
 :o  Unless they have had the courtesy to speak to you in advance.. and get the OK?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 27, 2011, 11:01:40 pm
Bin dog owners that go out to work and leave their dogs yapping at home all day
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 28, 2011, 01:49:20 pm
:o  Unless they have had the courtesy to speak to you in advance.. and get the OK?

Taken as read.

People who borrow money from you and "forget" to pay you back.  (I've 2 kids like that!)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 28, 2011, 03:07:59 pm
Dustmen coming at 6am waking everybody up (except when I'm on nights of course)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: white rabbit on March 28, 2011, 04:42:30 pm
I'm putting the ironing into room 101 - I keep meaning to do it but keep putting it off!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 28, 2011, 07:37:11 pm
Bin the night shift  :rage:
see you all tomorrow
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Post by: Pendragon on March 29, 2011, 12:48:07 pm
All dodgy french perfume ads.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 29, 2011, 03:24:07 pm
The people who give or sell your e-mail address to Spammers.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 29, 2011, 06:14:29 pm
Junk Mail
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 29, 2011, 06:20:46 pm
People who knock your door saying your roof needs fixing.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 29, 2011, 06:23:55 pm
People who peddle religion door to door
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Post by: Yorkie on March 29, 2011, 06:27:26 pm
Halloween trick and treaters.
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Post by: Nemesis on March 30, 2011, 01:28:17 pm
Doorbells that ring themselves
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Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 01:44:44 pm
The Weekly News
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Post by: brumbob on March 30, 2011, 02:08:14 pm
People who don't reply to letters/emails etc
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Post by: Nemesis on March 30, 2011, 03:01:43 pm
THe Pioneer
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Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 04:38:44 pm
Oscar and his Blog
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Post by: Trojan on March 30, 2011, 04:53:39 pm
Old chestnuts.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 05:18:35 pm
Airlines who charge exhorbitant prices for your luggage.  ¢¢##
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 30, 2011, 05:43:21 pm
DFS Adverts
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: suepp on March 30, 2011, 05:48:09 pm
the people who accost you in shopping centres asking you for your bank details in order to donate to charity by direct debit - and not taking "NO" for an answer! >:( >:(
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 30, 2011, 05:50:54 pm
In the same vein--people who try to get you to have a shopping catalogue.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 06:33:14 pm
Including Avon Calling!!!    L0L
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Post by: suepp on March 30, 2011, 06:52:23 pm
and Talk Talk who want to know how much you pay for your Broadband
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Post by: JasonW on March 30, 2011, 08:38:11 pm
Radios playing in a Doctor's Surgery, which just aren't quite tuned in correctly.

(you can tell where I spent over an hour this morning)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: suepp on March 30, 2011, 09:04:04 pm
Radios playing in a Doctor's Surgery, which just aren't quite tuned in correctly.

(you can tell where I spent over an hour this morning)

are you sure it wasn't just Radio 1?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 30, 2011, 09:06:09 pm
Oscar and his Blog

 L0L L0L  After our conversation of yesterday... that really tickled me!   L0L L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 09:40:37 pm
Don't give all the secrets away! There are many lucky people who have never met me!   Z**   L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 30, 2011, 09:44:34 pm
More likely, they don't KNOW that they have met you!   8) 8)
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Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 09:49:11 pm
Better throw myself into Room 101 then.    _))*
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Post by: DaveR on March 30, 2011, 09:50:28 pm
Don't give all the secrets away! There are many lucky people who have never met me!   Z**   L0L
Indeed.  $yes$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 30, 2011, 09:51:47 pm
Better throw myself into Room 101 then.    _))*

Because Yorkie is Oscar??   Or Oscar is Yorkie....  !!!!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 30, 2011, 09:58:53 pm
Better throw myself into Room 101 then.    _))*

Because Yorkie is Oscar??   Or Oscar is Yorkie....  !!!!

I will contact my Lawyer in the morning and ask him to put out a vehement denial, seek a blanket injunction to prevent anyone suggesting such a thing, and then disappear on a long sojourn to The Maldives.  During this time I will leave the Blog in the capable hands of my local newsagent and his paperboys.
   >>>   )*)&    ZXZ
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on March 30, 2011, 11:27:51 pm
Why are Yorkie AND DaveR, now both Chair of the Temporal Commission?

Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on March 31, 2011, 08:30:56 am
Why are Yorkie AND DaveR, now both Chair of the Temporal Commission?
It's because we're the same person, maybe? After all, we've never been seen in the same place at the same time....  $drink1$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 31, 2011, 08:47:37 am
Why are Yorkie AND DaveR, now both Chair of the Temporal Commission?

I think it is something to do with alter egos and transendental meditation coupled with a bit lot of imagination on Ian's part!    _))*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on March 31, 2011, 01:01:49 pm
Any chance of a list of these titles?-----or are they what comes into someone's head next?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 31, 2011, 03:22:26 pm
Your status is automatically updated as your number of posts reaches the "magic" figures.   Thse are normally set at low numbers to start and then increasing such as, 100,250,500,1000,2000 etc.  Ian may publish them but you can almost work it out from each person's number of posts and their titles or ranks.
Quickest way is to go to MEMBERS, POSTS and that will then be in numeric order of posts.

I think the ones we get are based on Sci-Fi themes.    D)    ZXZ
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on March 31, 2011, 06:07:52 pm
I've always thought of them as being rather childish, so I'd throw them in Room 101  :laugh:

along with half of the smilies that are never used
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on March 31, 2011, 06:45:50 pm
Spoilsports
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Post by: Trojan on April 01, 2011, 01:13:15 am
I've always thought of them as being rather childish, so I'd throw them in Room 101  :laugh:

along with half of the smilies that are never used

The laughing Donald Duck doesn't seem to work.

 ^*^0 $3towns$ Y^^Y I* VV %0% >:( $00$ Z@@ bawling.gif ^^^^ (*) <:> :>:> <:<:<:< {}{} $welsh$ :-}}} +}}{-- $pain$ :__)+ _))++ X:(( ?{}? [*££] &well& >?>?? ££@@ $booboo$ $bounce$ $fan$ $smack$ $lol$ $drink$ $cool$ $happy$ $dins$ $salute$ $hands$ $scratch$ $yes$ $sunny$ $drink1$ $elvis$ aaa.gif :Sisyphus: :golf: :cyclist40: :puke2: :) ;) :D ;D :( :o 8) ??? :roll: :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( D) WWW Z** ZXZ L0L )*)& :laugh: :rage: :twoface: :votive: :weeping: _))* >>> *&( ))* ££$ [""} $wales $uk $eu $thanx$ ¢¢## $walesflag$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on April 01, 2011, 08:13:42 am
Name Required posts
Ensign 0   
Lieutenant 25   
Lieutenant Commander 100   
Captain 250   
Admiral 500   
Federation Envoy 750   
Starbase Commander 1000   
Sector Ambassador   1500   
Chair - Temporal commission   3000   
Q 5000   

I will investigate the Donald Duck situation....
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Post by: DaveR on April 01, 2011, 08:15:15 am
Fixed!

 $donald$
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Post by: Yorkie on April 01, 2011, 08:35:25 am
  $thanx$     a  1,000,000
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Post by: Fester on April 01, 2011, 11:03:45 am
I would like to wager that BRUMBOB will be the first to reach Q status.... Omnipitent God-like being  ... thats Q, not Brumbob.

Not bad from a bloke who needed to be dragged kicking and screaming back to the Forum!    &well&
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 01, 2011, 11:22:44 am
Name Required posts
Ensign 0   
Lieutenant 25   
Lieutenant Commander 100   
Captain 250   
Admiral 500   
Federation Envoy 750   
Starbase Commander 1000   
Sector Ambassador   1500   
Chair - Temporal commission   3000   
Q 5000   

I will investigate the Donald Duck situation....

$thanx$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 01, 2011, 11:35:31 am
Sunday Service on Radio 4.  I can't understand one word of the songs (hymns) they sing!     ¢¢##
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on April 02, 2011, 03:22:19 pm
poetry, it sucks, I'll ban it all to Room 101
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 02, 2011, 04:28:48 pm
If you throw away poetry,
You throw away words themselves.

Put war and anarchy in room 101.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 02, 2011, 05:42:00 pm
Add it to cruelty
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Post by: Yorkie on April 02, 2011, 07:53:39 pm
All paedophiles
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Post by: Fester on April 03, 2011, 12:21:43 am
All paedophiles

...agreed Yorkie... but at least they drive slowly past schools.  :-*

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Post by: Paddy on April 03, 2011, 05:32:35 am
All paedophiles

...agreed Yorkie... but at least they drive slowly past schools.  :-*



 _))*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on April 03, 2011, 12:48:24 pm
not a laughing matter but L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on April 03, 2011, 01:04:00 pm
Opera, ballet, period dramas, films that are still made in black and white
bin them all, along with all these so called works of art that they have in some gallery's
I'm thinking of things like 'The Crack' at the Tate
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Post by: Yorkie on April 03, 2011, 01:22:14 pm
miserable people
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on April 03, 2011, 02:45:33 pm
that's me gone then :(
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Post by: Yorkie on April 03, 2011, 03:22:39 pm
Jaywalkers
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Post by: Nemesis on April 03, 2011, 06:10:50 pm
Motorists who don't signal their intentions
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 03, 2011, 06:21:14 pm
People who want to cycle on the Promenade
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: brumbob on April 03, 2011, 06:32:38 pm
People who join forums but don't post
you know who you are
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Post by: Yorkie on April 03, 2011, 06:52:54 pm
Thorny bushes and plants
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Post by: DaveR on April 03, 2011, 06:59:38 pm
People who join forums but don't post
you know who you are
Yes, all 290 of them!  $smack$
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Post by: JasonW on April 03, 2011, 07:07:58 pm
Motorists who don't signal their intentions

or who can't keep in lanes
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 03, 2011, 07:09:46 pm
London taxi drivers
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Post by: Pendragon on April 04, 2011, 09:54:50 am
That creepy Birds Eye Polar Bear.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 04, 2011, 11:03:29 am
Bet he has a cold bottom sitting on that freezer shelf !

The people on the beach in the sponsor bit at the beginning of Emmerdale--- I am utterly sick of them, especially the woman who twitches her nose.  Agggghhhh!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: suepp on April 04, 2011, 11:12:36 am
that three lane merge to get onto the Wirral
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Post by: Yorkie on April 04, 2011, 12:16:07 pm
All the crap shows at Venue Cymru
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Post by: Nemesis on April 05, 2011, 11:20:06 am
and on TV
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Post by: DaveR on April 05, 2011, 11:28:30 am
Room 101  :laugh:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 05, 2011, 02:04:45 pm
 L0L   _))*   L0L   _))*   L0L   _))* 
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Post by: Nemesis on April 05, 2011, 06:18:04 pm
 *&(
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: suepp on April 05, 2011, 06:23:32 pm
Jim McDonald in Coronation Street, he annoys me so he does
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 05, 2011, 06:24:06 pm
Please please put CJ from the "egg heads" in and lock the door.  He drives me nuts 'cos he's usually right but he's so smug about it.  :rage: :rage:
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Post by: Nemesis on April 05, 2011, 06:26:04 pm
Add Judith Whatsername to that--she annoys me no end
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Post by: Pendragon on April 05, 2011, 06:31:11 pm
Claudia Winkleman can go too.  I used to watch The Film Programme with Jonathan Ross.  However I can't watch her.  I'm sure she's under the impression she's a close second to Davina Mcall, not a chance I'm afraid. To be honest I'd rather watch Ulrika Johnsons life story and the best part of that would be the end!!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 05, 2011, 06:39:55 pm
People who circulate jokes on the Internet that we all first had circulated in the 1980's.   :laugh:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 05, 2011, 07:03:53 pm
ginger beer and everything else made with ginger except giner nuts 'cos they're ace with a big mug of coffee.  ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 05, 2011, 07:14:01 pm
"Rachman" landlords              If you're old enough to remember.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 05, 2011, 07:22:15 pm
(quick flick of the hair) No I don't remember.  The bloody Polish were at it then too.

Did you ever buy jewelry from Ratner's in Llandudno.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 05, 2011, 08:01:54 pm
Yes a Seiko watch.


Do you have supper (I mean a snack and drink after 8 to 8.30)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on April 05, 2011, 08:15:46 pm
My supper after dinner at around 6.45pm is a yogurt followed by some chocolate  D)

Has this turned into 'ask a question'?  :D

into room 101 goes The Royal Wedding  WWW
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 05, 2011, 08:19:55 pm
oops yes guilty as charged Andy  :-*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 05, 2011, 08:48:06 pm
Well that's you in room 101 without any tea!    L0L

I never noticed the subtle change -  ))*

Into 101 goes New Zealand lamb.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 05, 2011, 08:50:35 pm
People who eat New Zealand lamb  (it should be Welsh matey)  :D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on April 05, 2011, 09:47:11 pm
sparrowhawks that chase my pigeons  :rage:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 06, 2011, 08:24:39 am
Pigeons that s****e on my wife's laundry!     ZXZ
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on April 06, 2011, 08:49:23 am
My pigeons would never do such a thing, they are well brought up  ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 06, 2011, 10:00:53 am
I'm investing in a "Do it yourself, pigeon DNA testing kit".   That should give us the answer!    L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on April 06, 2011, 02:53:12 pm
and when you use it the result will be 'it's a seagull that did it'  _))*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 06, 2011, 05:32:04 pm
Seagulls in general
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 06, 2011, 05:59:54 pm
Weeds
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 06, 2011, 10:04:15 pm
Bindweed to be specific
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on April 06, 2011, 10:34:50 pm
Bindweed is a nightmare, yet it has such beautiful flowers
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on April 06, 2011, 11:45:24 pm
I spent ages hacking the bindweed out of various levels of my garden, but it comes straight back.

The roots are so deep.  Yes the white flowers are nice, but it systematically strangles all other foliage.

Andy, Bindweed is the 'sparrowhawk' of the plant world.

Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on April 07, 2011, 07:03:20 am
with bindweed you need to remove every last bit of the white roots, from each piece of root a new plant will grow  $angry$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 07, 2011, 09:08:29 am
People who manage to get all the duvet on their side of the bed without you noticing, until you wake up frozen. 
 $angry$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 07, 2011, 02:44:45 pm
Goat droppings all over the top end of town again-- so Goats
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 07, 2011, 03:58:37 pm
People who jam their computer up with loads of rubbish and make it neccessary for you to spend an hour cleaning everything up for them.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on April 07, 2011, 11:19:55 pm
POLITICIANS ...... OF EVERY PARTY OR PERSUASION.

Being a politician is very convenient way of avoiding getting a proper job,

Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 08, 2011, 08:53:11 am
The plethora of touts who seek out people to construct compensation claims.      $angry$
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 09, 2011, 09:46:07 pm
The potholes in Mostyn Champneys Car Park
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 09, 2011, 10:16:41 pm
The people who insist on putting Golf on television.  It is so boring trying to watch that little white ball from tee to green.   And then what do they do but knock the bloody thing down a hole!!!   L0L    L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on April 11, 2011, 05:57:16 am
People who join forums but don't post
you know who you are

People who join forums, go on a posting rampage, then mysteriously disappear.

You know who you are.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 11, 2011, 10:47:43 am
People who let their dogs run on the street minus leads
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 11, 2011, 11:43:31 am
All cats who c**p in my garden.     ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 12, 2011, 10:54:06 pm
people who wear headphones on buses with the music on full blast.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 13, 2011, 02:32:22 pm
People who run with them on
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 13, 2011, 10:46:32 pm
Claude Van Damme, what an ass
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on April 13, 2011, 11:25:57 pm
Claude Van Damme, what an ass

If you say so.  ???


Dont need to see that whilst eating my breakfast.... Dave  ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on April 13, 2011, 11:32:14 pm
What has The Muscles from Brussels done to upset you dear?

Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 14, 2011, 12:37:22 am
OH was sat here watching a documentary on him and he kept crying all the time....what's that about the Mary Ellen? 

BTW
Van damme was crying not OH
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: white rabbit on April 18, 2011, 07:52:35 am
Chocolate bunnies
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on April 18, 2011, 11:27:25 pm
Chocolate bunnies

Whoa there....chocolate bunnies, particularly LINDT bunnies are a thing of greatness.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 20, 2011, 02:14:57 pm
school holidays
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 20, 2011, 02:27:15 pm
Birds and squirrels who dig up my bulbs and seeds (runner beans) almost immediately after I'm planted them.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 24, 2011, 05:57:35 pm
The place at the landward end of the pier which sells burgers-- the onions smell dreadful---and I like onions
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 24, 2011, 06:45:30 pm
Van drivers who put on, and leave on, a yellow flashing light for no apparent reason.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 26, 2011, 06:19:50 pm
Bloody American ads that say it's a free trial and then try and take cash from your account, the snakes
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 26, 2011, 06:20:44 pm
Sofa ads---Just how many sofas can one family need?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 26, 2011, 06:23:30 pm
Yeah and flooring ads too
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 26, 2011, 06:38:45 pm
People who want to put stuff into Room 101
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 26, 2011, 06:59:57 pm
wasn't it you that started the game Yorkie?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on April 26, 2011, 07:34:38 pm
wasn't it you that started the game Yorkie?
_))*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 26, 2011, 07:39:50 pm
Yes it was me wot started it.   I need to throw myself into Room 101 methinks.   L0L



For the forthcoming weekend only - all the traffic that comes to Llandudno should be consigned to Room 101, so as us can walk around without fear of being choked with fumes or run over.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 26, 2011, 08:22:42 pm
Yes it was me wot started it.   I need to throw myself into Room 101 methinks.   

Well you said it  :P
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on April 26, 2011, 08:28:34 pm
'Twill be nice and quiet in there until the Extravaganza has finished.


Will you be parading around the area in vintage costume?
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 26, 2011, 08:30:44 pm
Yorkie, not a chance, my Mum made me wear a dress one year and I swore, never again.  Its not my thing really.  Good for the town but I personally think it's a blag.  All those people and kids everywhere does my head in  ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on April 27, 2011, 09:49:34 pm
Bagpipes
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on April 27, 2011, 10:08:59 pm
people who put hairbands and dresses on their dogs, then sneak on buses with them stuffed in handbags so they save 50p.   :o
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 01, 2011, 06:28:56 pm
OMG do people really do that anywhere but in America?

Seagulls--one attacked me today, and I wasn't eating, some fool on the prom was feeding the b******* things
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: white rabbit on May 01, 2011, 07:28:11 pm
Perople who feed seagulls
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on May 01, 2011, 08:48:58 pm
Perople who feed seagulls

Perople wot kant speel an maek it difikult four us two reed.      L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on May 01, 2011, 09:45:26 pm
Fairground organs and brassbands (just remnded myself on another thread how I can't stand the noise of either one  L0L )
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on May 01, 2011, 10:43:04 pm
Perople who feed seagulls

Perople wot kant speel an maek it difikult four us two reed.      L0L
_))* _))* L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on May 02, 2011, 12:02:19 am
Fairground organs and brassbands (just remnded myself on another thread how I can't stand the noise of either one  L0L )

Andy,  start a thread of things you actually DO like ... I fear it might be quite a short list. 
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on May 02, 2011, 04:50:34 am
Osama Bin Laden.  :D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on May 02, 2011, 06:59:57 am
Fairground organs and brassbands (just remnded myself on another thread how I can't stand the noise of either one  L0L )

Andy,  start a thread of things you actually DO like ... I fear it might be quite a short list. 

There's lots I like, what would i call the thread,  'Not 101' I'd start with Pigeons  ;D D)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on May 05, 2011, 01:24:40 pm
Election leaflets, how many do we need.  Yorkie ask the Council what days they'll be picking up the bin bags for these  :rage:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 05, 2011, 01:25:52 pm
Idiots ringing up in the evening asking if they could count on my vote
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on May 05, 2011, 01:38:22 pm
Idiots ringing up in the evening asking if they could count on my vote
I can't believe they phone people too, that would probably be the last straw.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 05, 2011, 05:43:46 pm
It was ! I think they wished they hadn't by the time I had finished with them.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on May 05, 2011, 06:30:09 pm
People who you have never met but still insist on telling you their life story.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on May 05, 2011, 08:01:43 pm
Jehovah witnesses or dating company Sir  _))*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on May 05, 2011, 08:44:57 pm
People who put flyers in newspapers such as Hillary's Blinds.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on May 05, 2011, 09:47:20 pm
Gilbert and Sullivan.
A load of pretentious, posturing, archaic nonsense!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on May 06, 2011, 09:12:40 am
Ruddigore!   You should have more Patience, or the Mikado and Sorcerer will bring the Yeomen of the Guard to get you and put you before Princess Ida and the Grand Duke for a Trial by Jury, maybe resulting in your transportation on board HMS Pinafore with the Pirates of Penzance to The Happy Land.     _))*

Full list, librettos etc here: http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/html/opera_index.html (http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/html/opera_index.html)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on May 06, 2011, 09:22:31 am
I rest my case!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on May 06, 2011, 10:22:14 am
Motorhead.
A load of pretentious, posturing, archaic nonsense!
:laugh:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on May 06, 2011, 10:24:26 am
Motorhead.
A load of pretentious, posturing, archaic nonsense!
:laugh:


ooh! that sounds like war!  L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 07, 2011, 01:48:28 pm
 :rage: :rage: :rage:
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on May 11, 2011, 10:45:34 am
That spooky little Birds Eye Bear.  There's something about him that makes me uncomfortable.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on May 12, 2011, 01:04:40 am
That spooky little Birds Eye Bear.  There's something about him that makes me uncomfortable.

The 'King' on The Burger King commercials has that effect on me...
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 13, 2011, 03:46:14 pm
Public Toilets-- The ones in Betwys are gross
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on May 13, 2011, 04:52:23 pm
I like the ones over here.  WWW
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 15, 2011, 10:49:02 am
Pink paper? How posh !
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Paddy on May 15, 2011, 09:16:09 pm
Pink paper? How posh !
And it looks soft!
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on May 15, 2011, 09:31:07 pm
Pink paper? How posh !
And it looks soft!

Much better than that Izal Medicated my Grandmother used to buy.

It had the consistency of tracing paper, and was so slippy it used to leave a brown streak half-way up my back.  :-X
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on May 15, 2011, 09:34:48 pm
Pink paper? How posh !
is that your toilet, Trojan?  ;)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Fester on May 16, 2011, 12:23:40 am
Izal toilet paper,  they used to have it in the chalets at Butlins, where I spent all my holidays as a kid.

As Trojan says, It didn't absorb it, it just smeared it all around !!

Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Pendragon on May 16, 2011, 12:58:37 am
from a woman's point of view let me just say DITTO Matey DITTO
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on May 17, 2011, 01:55:42 am
Pink paper? How posh !
is that your toilet, Trojan?  ;)

No, here's mine.  :D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on May 17, 2011, 08:25:02 am
Nice one.  :laugh: But do you really need 5 urinals and who's that strange guy in there?  L0L
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on May 17, 2011, 06:18:21 pm
Nice one.  :laugh: But do you really need 5 urinals and who's that strange guy in there?  L0L

It's the guest bathroom Dave. The strange guy said his name was Oscar.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Nemesis on May 20, 2011, 02:15:42 pm
Cyclists who ride round the Orme the WRONG way Z@@
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: DaveR on May 20, 2011, 02:40:16 pm
The strange guy said his name was Oscar.
...was the photo taken about 30 years ago?  ;D  :-X
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Trojan on May 22, 2011, 02:37:01 am
The strange guy said his name was Oscar.
...was the photo taken about 30 years ago?  ;D  :-X

Hmmm...maybe. He did have a Sony Walkman attached to the front of his belt.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on June 25, 2011, 01:28:20 pm
CCBC's recycling receptacles.
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on August 10, 2011, 12:18:23 pm
Throw Nigel the News Bot in 101, he is driving me potty!  Too much out of date information!   _))*
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Yorkie on August 17, 2011, 08:21:03 pm
I think that apart from maybe one or two Members, the whole of Llandudno Town Council should be thrown into Room 101.  Just leave Tessa the Town Clerk on her own, I'm sure she could run the whole caboodle standing on her head!     ;)
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: Merddin Emrys on July 16, 2012, 12:46:12 pm
Put this awful wet weather in room 101!  ;D
Title: Re: ROOM 101 Game
Post by: llanscholes on August 09, 2013, 02:21:31 pm
Top Gear

ageing boy racers, not funny and not clever  :'(


with you wholeheartedly - and, aptly, BIG BROTHER