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Members' Lounge => Games, Jokes & Quizzes => Topic started by: Yorkie on March 20, 2011, 01:36:41 pm
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The idea of this Thread is to suggest an item, person or whatever that you would like to consign to Room 101 and then give your reason why. It can be serious, humerous or just downright stupid!
As an example.
I'd like to get rid of XYZ Town Council
Because they are as useless as a chocolate teapot!
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Nice topic :)
I'd consign all TV soaps to Room 101
they stop me watching what I want to watch
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Top Gear
ageing boy racers, not funny and not clever :'(
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Victorian Extravaganza
Well past its sell by date, same every year, hardly Victorian
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People who don't clean up after their dogs.
Because responsible dog owners get blamed for the state of the town.
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diabetes
Because it can be a very debilitating illness.
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Pasta ...
Because its really pointless.
If you like the sauce, then put it on a jacket spud??
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Benefit scroungers
Yes there are genuine cases out there but the government doesn't make it a level playing field and too many get more on benefits than the workers that pay for them.
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Telephone canvassers and sales people.
Always call just as you're having a meal!
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Karaoke
Does my head in, the same songs all the time. People jumping about slowly murdering what were good songs to death.
Except of course you Fester ;D
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People who don't like Karaoke.
'Cos I like it and I'm quite good! (nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!)
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OMG :o
People who ignore you if you open a door for them.
Because they are ill mannered
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Ill mannered people who push and barge past you.
Because they are just rude!
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People who dress their dogs up in stupid outfits and then carry the pooch round in a bag!! Shouldn't be allowed :rage:
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Eastenders and other soaps
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I can understand the others but NEVER Eastenders!
Room 101 needs a population explosion so everyone with more than 3 children can move there.
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Muslims
all the trouble in the world at the moment seems to have muslims behind it
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Cast into room 101 any person or group of persons who stir up trouble in the World.
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Earrings on men, do they think they're pirates or gypsies?
why do they think it's a good look?
Remove them now sir.
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Tattoos, especially on women
why don't they know when to stop?
Is that half the forum in Room 101 now? :laugh:
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Muslims
all the trouble in the world at the moment seems to have muslims behind it
You can only get away with that on here.... and I applaud that!
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Cast away the people who put such a small amount of ink into printer cartridges! ¢¢##
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Hear Hear on that one
Packets of crisps with about 10 in.
That's why they are 'lower in fat' they put less of 'em in a bag !
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Is that half the forum in Room 101 now? :laugh:
Brumbob, I do keep looking to see whether Councillors have been added yet !!! :twoface:
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Wouldn't add you Jason, you tell it how it is :)
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Studs in eyebrows, lips, tongues, nether regions even belly buttons, I'd consign them all to Room 101
I'll allow up to two per ear, women only.
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Spoil sport! L0L
Ineffective and useless Councillors from Town, County or Community.
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Healthy eating for months only to find that I've lost a mere 4lb :weeping:
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Fuel Prices being displayed as XXX.9p, why the .9
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Fuel Prices being displayed as XXX.9p, why the .9
I can remember when you would have only needed two Xs!
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I can remember 5/6d a gallon
that's about 26p a gallon
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I remember when it was about 1/6 a gallon and they put on a shilling due to the Suez Crisis which made it 2/6 or 12.5 pence in new money! ZXZ
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Off subject but I somewhere have some petrol coupons !
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We had them for a few years in the late 1950's. There was a great Black Market with them. L0L
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green shield nstamps
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gravel drives
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square or pyramid tea bags
they should all be round
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Barbeques, completely pointless, why cook on a bonfire when there is an oven in the kitchen?
People say to me 'you can use a gas barbeque' which is an outdoor oven, what's the point?
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I absolutely agree Andy
but still do it $dins$
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Into Room 101 I would put neighbours who have bonfires to get rid of garden waste.
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:o Unless they have had the courtesy to speak to you in advance.. and get the OK?
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Bin dog owners that go out to work and leave their dogs yapping at home all day
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:o Unless they have had the courtesy to speak to you in advance.. and get the OK?
Taken as read.
People who borrow money from you and "forget" to pay you back. (I've 2 kids like that!)
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Dustmen coming at 6am waking everybody up (except when I'm on nights of course)
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I'm putting the ironing into room 101 - I keep meaning to do it but keep putting it off!
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Bin the night shift :rage:
see you all tomorrow
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All dodgy french perfume ads.
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The people who give or sell your e-mail address to Spammers.
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Junk Mail
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People who knock your door saying your roof needs fixing.
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People who peddle religion door to door
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Halloween trick and treaters.
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Doorbells that ring themselves
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The Weekly News
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People who don't reply to letters/emails etc
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THe Pioneer
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Oscar and his Blog
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Old chestnuts.
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Airlines who charge exhorbitant prices for your luggage. ¢¢##
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DFS Adverts
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the people who accost you in shopping centres asking you for your bank details in order to donate to charity by direct debit - and not taking "NO" for an answer! >:( >:(
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In the same vein--people who try to get you to have a shopping catalogue.
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Including Avon Calling!!! L0L
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and Talk Talk who want to know how much you pay for your Broadband
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Radios playing in a Doctor's Surgery, which just aren't quite tuned in correctly.
(you can tell where I spent over an hour this morning)
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Radios playing in a Doctor's Surgery, which just aren't quite tuned in correctly.
(you can tell where I spent over an hour this morning)
are you sure it wasn't just Radio 1?
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Oscar and his Blog
L0L L0L After our conversation of yesterday... that really tickled me! L0L L0L
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Don't give all the secrets away! There are many lucky people who have never met me! Z** L0L
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More likely, they don't KNOW that they have met you! 8) 8)
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Better throw myself into Room 101 then. _))*
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Don't give all the secrets away! There are many lucky people who have never met me! Z** L0L
Indeed. $yes$
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Better throw myself into Room 101 then. _))*
Because Yorkie is Oscar?? Or Oscar is Yorkie.... !!!!
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Better throw myself into Room 101 then. _))*
Because Yorkie is Oscar?? Or Oscar is Yorkie.... !!!!
I will contact my Lawyer in the morning and ask him to put out a vehement denial, seek a blanket injunction to prevent anyone suggesting such a thing, and then disappear on a long sojourn to The Maldives. During this time I will leave the Blog in the capable hands of my local newsagent and his paperboys.
>>> )*)& ZXZ
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Why are Yorkie AND DaveR, now both Chair of the Temporal Commission?
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Why are Yorkie AND DaveR, now both Chair of the Temporal Commission?
It's because we're the same person, maybe? After all, we've never been seen in the same place at the same time.... $drink1$
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Why are Yorkie AND DaveR, now both Chair of the Temporal Commission?
I think it is something to do with alter egos and transendental meditation coupled with a bit lot of imagination on Ian's part! _))*
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Any chance of a list of these titles?-----or are they what comes into someone's head next?
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Your status is automatically updated as your number of posts reaches the "magic" figures. Thse are normally set at low numbers to start and then increasing such as, 100,250,500,1000,2000 etc. Ian may publish them but you can almost work it out from each person's number of posts and their titles or ranks.
Quickest way is to go to MEMBERS, POSTS and that will then be in numeric order of posts.
I think the ones we get are based on Sci-Fi themes. D) ZXZ
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I've always thought of them as being rather childish, so I'd throw them in Room 101 :laugh:
along with half of the smilies that are never used
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Spoilsports
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I've always thought of them as being rather childish, so I'd throw them in Room 101 :laugh:
along with half of the smilies that are never used
The laughing Donald Duck doesn't seem to work.
^*^0 $3towns$ Y^^Y I* VV %0% >:( $00$ Z@@ bawling.gif ^^^^ (*) <:> :>:> <:<:<:< {}{} $welsh$ :-}}} +}}{-- $pain$ :__)+ _))++ X:(( ?{}? [*££] &well& >?>?? ££@@ $booboo$ $bounce$ $fan$ $smack$ $lol$ $drink$ $cool$ $happy$ $dins$ $salute$ $hands$ $scratch$ $yes$ $sunny$ $drink1$ $elvis$ aaa.gif :Sisyphus: :golf: :cyclist40: :puke2: :) ;) :D ;D :( :o 8) ??? :roll: :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( D) WWW Z** ZXZ L0L )*)& :laugh: :rage: :twoface: :votive: :weeping: _))* >>> *&( ))* ££$ [""} $wales $uk $eu $thanx$ ¢¢## $walesflag$
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Name Required posts
Ensign 0
Lieutenant 25
Lieutenant Commander 100
Captain 250
Admiral 500
Federation Envoy 750
Starbase Commander 1000
Sector Ambassador 1500
Chair - Temporal commission 3000
Q 5000
I will investigate the Donald Duck situation....
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Fixed!
$donald$
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$thanx$ a 1,000,000
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I would like to wager that BRUMBOB will be the first to reach Q status.... Omnipitent God-like being ... thats Q, not Brumbob.
Not bad from a bloke who needed to be dragged kicking and screaming back to the Forum! &well&
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Name Required posts
Ensign 0
Lieutenant 25
Lieutenant Commander 100
Captain 250
Admiral 500
Federation Envoy 750
Starbase Commander 1000
Sector Ambassador 1500
Chair - Temporal commission 3000
Q 5000
I will investigate the Donald Duck situation....
$thanx$
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Sunday Service on Radio 4. I can't understand one word of the songs (hymns) they sing! ¢¢##
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poetry, it sucks, I'll ban it all to Room 101
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If you throw away poetry,
You throw away words themselves.
Put war and anarchy in room 101.
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Add it to cruelty
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All paedophiles
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All paedophiles
...agreed Yorkie... but at least they drive slowly past schools. :-*
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All paedophiles
...agreed Yorkie... but at least they drive slowly past schools. :-*
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not a laughing matter but L0L
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Opera, ballet, period dramas, films that are still made in black and white
bin them all, along with all these so called works of art that they have in some gallery's
I'm thinking of things like 'The Crack' at the Tate
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miserable people
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that's me gone then :(
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Jaywalkers
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Motorists who don't signal their intentions
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People who want to cycle on the Promenade
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People who join forums but don't post
you know who you are
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Thorny bushes and plants
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People who join forums but don't post
you know who you are
Yes, all 290 of them! $smack$
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Motorists who don't signal their intentions
or who can't keep in lanes
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London taxi drivers
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That creepy Birds Eye Polar Bear.
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Bet he has a cold bottom sitting on that freezer shelf !
The people on the beach in the sponsor bit at the beginning of Emmerdale--- I am utterly sick of them, especially the woman who twitches her nose. Agggghhhh!
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that three lane merge to get onto the Wirral
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All the crap shows at Venue Cymru
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and on TV
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Room 101 :laugh:
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L0L _))* L0L _))* L0L _))*
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*&(
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Jim McDonald in Coronation Street, he annoys me so he does
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Please please put CJ from the "egg heads" in and lock the door. He drives me nuts 'cos he's usually right but he's so smug about it. :rage: :rage:
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Add Judith Whatsername to that--she annoys me no end
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Claudia Winkleman can go too. I used to watch The Film Programme with Jonathan Ross. However I can't watch her. I'm sure she's under the impression she's a close second to Davina Mcall, not a chance I'm afraid. To be honest I'd rather watch Ulrika Johnsons life story and the best part of that would be the end!!
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People who circulate jokes on the Internet that we all first had circulated in the 1980's. :laugh:
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ginger beer and everything else made with ginger except giner nuts 'cos they're ace with a big mug of coffee. ;D
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"Rachman" landlords If you're old enough to remember.
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(quick flick of the hair) No I don't remember. The bloody Polish were at it then too.
Did you ever buy jewelry from Ratner's in Llandudno.
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Yes a Seiko watch.
Do you have supper (I mean a snack and drink after 8 to 8.30)
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My supper after dinner at around 6.45pm is a yogurt followed by some chocolate D)
Has this turned into 'ask a question'? :D
into room 101 goes The Royal Wedding WWW
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oops yes guilty as charged Andy :-*
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Well that's you in room 101 without any tea! L0L
I never noticed the subtle change - ))*
Into 101 goes New Zealand lamb.
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People who eat New Zealand lamb (it should be Welsh matey) :D
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sparrowhawks that chase my pigeons :rage:
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Pigeons that s****e on my wife's laundry! ZXZ
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My pigeons would never do such a thing, they are well brought up ;D
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I'm investing in a "Do it yourself, pigeon DNA testing kit". That should give us the answer! L0L
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and when you use it the result will be 'it's a seagull that did it' _))*
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Seagulls in general
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Weeds
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Bindweed to be specific
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Bindweed is a nightmare, yet it has such beautiful flowers
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I spent ages hacking the bindweed out of various levels of my garden, but it comes straight back.
The roots are so deep. Yes the white flowers are nice, but it systematically strangles all other foliage.
Andy, Bindweed is the 'sparrowhawk' of the plant world.
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with bindweed you need to remove every last bit of the white roots, from each piece of root a new plant will grow $angry$
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People who manage to get all the duvet on their side of the bed without you noticing, until you wake up frozen.
$angry$
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Goat droppings all over the top end of town again-- so Goats
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People who jam their computer up with loads of rubbish and make it neccessary for you to spend an hour cleaning everything up for them.
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POLITICIANS ...... OF EVERY PARTY OR PERSUASION.
Being a politician is very convenient way of avoiding getting a proper job,
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The plethora of touts who seek out people to construct compensation claims. $angry$
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The potholes in Mostyn Champneys Car Park
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The people who insist on putting Golf on television. It is so boring trying to watch that little white ball from tee to green. And then what do they do but knock the bloody thing down a hole!!! L0L L0L
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People who join forums but don't post
you know who you are
People who join forums, go on a posting rampage, then mysteriously disappear.
You know who you are.
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People who let their dogs run on the street minus leads
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All cats who c**p in my garden. ;D
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people who wear headphones on buses with the music on full blast.
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People who run with them on
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Claude Van Damme, what an ass
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Claude Van Damme, what an ass
If you say so. ???
Dont need to see that whilst eating my breakfast.... Dave ;D
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What has The Muscles from Brussels done to upset you dear?
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OH was sat here watching a documentary on him and he kept crying all the time....what's that about the Mary Ellen?
BTW
Van damme was crying not OH
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Chocolate bunnies
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Chocolate bunnies
Whoa there....chocolate bunnies, particularly LINDT bunnies are a thing of greatness.
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school holidays
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Birds and squirrels who dig up my bulbs and seeds (runner beans) almost immediately after I'm planted them.
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The place at the landward end of the pier which sells burgers-- the onions smell dreadful---and I like onions
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Van drivers who put on, and leave on, a yellow flashing light for no apparent reason.
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Bloody American ads that say it's a free trial and then try and take cash from your account, the snakes
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Sofa ads---Just how many sofas can one family need?
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Yeah and flooring ads too
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People who want to put stuff into Room 101
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wasn't it you that started the game Yorkie?
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wasn't it you that started the game Yorkie?
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Yes it was me wot started it. I need to throw myself into Room 101 methinks. L0L
For the forthcoming weekend only - all the traffic that comes to Llandudno should be consigned to Room 101, so as us can walk around without fear of being choked with fumes or run over.
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Yes it was me wot started it. I need to throw myself into Room 101 methinks.
Well you said it :P
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'Twill be nice and quiet in there until the Extravaganza has finished.
Will you be parading around the area in vintage costume?
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Yorkie, not a chance, my Mum made me wear a dress one year and I swore, never again. Its not my thing really. Good for the town but I personally think it's a blag. All those people and kids everywhere does my head in ;D
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Bagpipes
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people who put hairbands and dresses on their dogs, then sneak on buses with them stuffed in handbags so they save 50p. :o
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OMG do people really do that anywhere but in America?
Seagulls--one attacked me today, and I wasn't eating, some fool on the prom was feeding the b******* things
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Perople who feed seagulls
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Perople who feed seagulls
Perople wot kant speel an maek it difikult four us two reed. L0L
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Fairground organs and brassbands (just remnded myself on another thread how I can't stand the noise of either one L0L )
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Perople who feed seagulls
Perople wot kant speel an maek it difikult four us two reed. L0L
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Fairground organs and brassbands (just remnded myself on another thread how I can't stand the noise of either one L0L )
Andy, start a thread of things you actually DO like ... I fear it might be quite a short list.
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Osama Bin Laden. :D
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Fairground organs and brassbands (just remnded myself on another thread how I can't stand the noise of either one L0L )
Andy, start a thread of things you actually DO like ... I fear it might be quite a short list.
There's lots I like, what would i call the thread, 'Not 101' I'd start with Pigeons ;D D)
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Election leaflets, how many do we need. Yorkie ask the Council what days they'll be picking up the bin bags for these :rage:
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Idiots ringing up in the evening asking if they could count on my vote
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Idiots ringing up in the evening asking if they could count on my vote
I can't believe they phone people too, that would probably be the last straw.
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It was ! I think they wished they hadn't by the time I had finished with them.
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People who you have never met but still insist on telling you their life story.
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Jehovah witnesses or dating company Sir _))*
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People who put flyers in newspapers such as Hillary's Blinds.
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Gilbert and Sullivan.
A load of pretentious, posturing, archaic nonsense!
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Ruddigore! You should have more Patience, or the Mikado and Sorcerer will bring the Yeomen of the Guard to get you and put you before Princess Ida and the Grand Duke for a Trial by Jury, maybe resulting in your transportation on board HMS Pinafore with the Pirates of Penzance to The Happy Land. _))*
Full list, librettos etc here: http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/html/opera_index.html (http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/html/opera_index.html)
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I rest my case!
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Motorhead.
A load of pretentious, posturing, archaic nonsense!
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Motorhead.
A load of pretentious, posturing, archaic nonsense!
:laugh:
ooh! that sounds like war! L0L
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:rage: :rage: :rage:
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That spooky little Birds Eye Bear. There's something about him that makes me uncomfortable.
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That spooky little Birds Eye Bear. There's something about him that makes me uncomfortable.
The 'King' on The Burger King commercials has that effect on me...
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Public Toilets-- The ones in Betwys are gross
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I like the ones over here. WWW
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Pink paper? How posh !
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Pink paper? How posh !
And it looks soft!
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Pink paper? How posh !
And it looks soft!
Much better than that Izal Medicated my Grandmother used to buy.
It had the consistency of tracing paper, and was so slippy it used to leave a brown streak half-way up my back. :-X
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Pink paper? How posh !
is that your toilet, Trojan? ;)
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Izal toilet paper, they used to have it in the chalets at Butlins, where I spent all my holidays as a kid.
As Trojan says, It didn't absorb it, it just smeared it all around !!
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from a woman's point of view let me just say DITTO Matey DITTO
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Pink paper? How posh !
is that your toilet, Trojan? ;)
No, here's mine. :D
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Nice one. :laugh: But do you really need 5 urinals and who's that strange guy in there? L0L
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Nice one. :laugh: But do you really need 5 urinals and who's that strange guy in there? L0L
It's the guest bathroom Dave. The strange guy said his name was Oscar.
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Cyclists who ride round the Orme the WRONG way Z@@
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The strange guy said his name was Oscar.
...was the photo taken about 30 years ago? ;D :-X
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The strange guy said his name was Oscar.
...was the photo taken about 30 years ago? ;D :-X
Hmmm...maybe. He did have a Sony Walkman attached to the front of his belt.
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CCBC's recycling receptacles.
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Throw Nigel the News Bot in 101, he is driving me potty! Too much
out of date information! _))*
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I think that apart from maybe one or two Members, the whole of Llandudno Town Council should be thrown into Room 101. Just leave Tessa the Town Clerk on her own, I'm sure she could run the whole caboodle standing on her head! ;)
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Put this awful wet weather in room 101! ;D
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Top Gear
ageing boy racers, not funny and not clever :'(
with you wholeheartedly - and, aptly, BIG BROTHER