Very public spirited Hugo.
I would hope I would have done the same in a normal road traffic accident.
But in this case, I would have sat back, lit a match and tossed it in.... then videoed it to put it on Youtube. WWW
Mmmmm reminds me of when my OH found a bloke near the lighthouse sat in the road having tipped off his 'dolly trolly' ( mobility scooter) He got him back onto the thing, tidied him up and the bloke promptly set off and ran over my OH's foot !
Reminds me of the time I was driving my car in Conwy. I was going through the archway in Conwy ready to turn right and go down the hill back into town. There was a man standing very close to the kerb as I was going very slowly through the arch and his shopping bag hit my car with a bit of a thud.
I wound down the window and asked him what he was playing at and he said that it's ok. I was getting madder at the thought of him hitting my car with his shopping and said that no it wasn't ok and got out of my car to sort it out.
I asked him again what did he think he was doing and again he said that it's ok which made me even more angry.
What do you mean it's ok, I demanded to know and then he explained!!
You've just run over my foot!
I backtracked very quickly and apologetically thinking that there could be a compensation claim coming my way and made sure that there were no bones broken as I made my excuse and left.