Just come downstairs and nearly died of shock, the creature below was thrashing about on my living room floor.
After spending a few agonising minutes chasing it around and trying to scoop it up, I managed to bundle it outside.
It was lunging towards me and flicking it's tongue out.
I didn't know what it was, but Google images suggest it is called a 'Slow Worm'
There is nothing 'slow' about it, believe you me..... now where is the brandy?