This is the closest picture I could find to the creature that tried to kill me last night.
It was a very evil moth, the size of which I have never seen..... and it kept banging into my window, interfering with Emmerdale.
So, after turning the lights out outside, I was minded to overlook this frightening beast, and I forgot about it.
About Midnight, I went to the loo, and I could hear a loud flapping, vibrating sound, and to my horror, this monster was trying to batter it's way through the half-inch gap in the bathroom window.
It was the size of my fist, and was hell-bent on killing me.
Realising that it was a 'him or me' situation, I attempted to crush the evil beast in the window by closing it.... but NO!, it was too fiendish, and it chose the perfect moment to drop back a few inches.
It is still out there, and no doubt there are others like it..... BEWARE!