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Paddy

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April Fools' Day
« on: April 01, 2011, 06:58:40 PM »
Has anyone fallen for any scams today?

I've just found out that the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 this morning was actually Rob Brydon doing his Ken Bruce impression for the whole show!

I listen to the show every day and, while "Ken" seemed a bit more jovial than usual, and I was a bit surprised to hear him taking the mickey out of the "Popmaster" conteatants, I never suspected that it wasn't him!

Yorkie

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Re: April Fools' Day
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 07:04:56 PM »
I even forgot that it was April the First!    $walesflag$

brumbob

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Re: April Fools' Day
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 07:11:24 PM »
I really like Rob Brydon and this seems like a very plausible April fools prank but most pranks are too stupid and it's hard to believe anyone could get taken in by them, I mean things like spaghetti trees  _))*

brumbob

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Re: April Fools' Day
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 07:12:09 PM »
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I even forgot that it was April the First!    $walesflag$
I bet you forget most things at your age  L0L

Yorkie

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Re: April Fools' Day
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 07:15:08 PM »
Still as sharp as a  .erm . . erm . . whatsit.      _))*

brumbob

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Re: April Fools' Day
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2011, 01:36:23 AM »
Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

LOL: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front veranda, on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up and sat down beside me.

DA: Did you know him?

LOL: No, but he sure was friendly.

DA: What happened after he sat down?

LOL: He started to rub my thigh.

DA: Did you stop him?

LOL: No, I didn't stop him.

DA: Why not?

LOL: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband died some 30 years ago.

DA: What happened next?

LOL: He began to rub my breasts.

DA: Did you stop him then?

LOL: No, I did not stop him.

DA: Why not?

LOL: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

DA: What happened next?

LOL: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just lay down and told him



"Take me, young man. Take me!"

DA: Did he take you?

LOL: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"... And that's when I shot the little naughty boy!

brumbob

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Re: April Fools' Day
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2011, 01:37:21 AM »
The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

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