Its only a game indeed.
Yorkie, I knew you couldn't stay away...(in fact you didn't did you!)
Now, you can't tell me that the microchip is not some kind of alien technology recovered from the Roswell crashsite.
How can those colourful little strips of whatever do 1000's of calculations per second. Nope, I'm not having it.
We are not that clever. Hell, the human race hasn't even managed to make a convincing wig yet!