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Offline Hugo

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #135 on: October 31, 2020, 10:22:24 am »
Here is something that will scare the kids at Halloween tonight and possibly some adults too!

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« Reply #136 on: November 01, 2020, 11:42:30 am »
England Covid-19 Rules Explained.

1. It won't infect people at a wedding... unless there are more than fifteen people. But it also won't infect anyone at a funeral, as long as there are no more than thirty people. So not only can the virus count, it can also differentiate between a wedding and a funeral.

2. It does spread in pubs, but only after 10 pm and not before. It also only infects if you're in a group of more than six... but not at weddings or funerals, obviously.

3. Masks do work, that's why people will be fined for not wearing them... but not in pubs, because as already discovered, the virus doesn't infect pub goers until after 10 pm.

4. Cinemas, gyms, etc are also immune from the virus cos the virus can't afford cinema tickets or gym memberships.

5. Schools where kids gather in large groups are also immune as the virus doesn't like learning... but those same large groups of kids can't meet up outside of school cos that's when the virus will get them as it waits outside the school gates.

6. The elderly should be isolated and protected from the virus... unless they're needed to babysit. So grandparents can't see their grandkids so-cially as it's not safe, but can babysit them cos the virus knows the difference between wanting to see grandkids because you love and miss them (which the virus hates) and having to see your grandkids out of obligation (which the virus is fine with).

7. The virus will definitely get at you at home too if you meet up with family and friends in a controlled environment, but not in a pub where you can meet up with those same family and friends in an environment you can't control with many other strangers... well at least up to 10 pm anyway.

8. The virus also sticks to specific postcodes, this is why some areas have stricter rules than oth-ers.

9. Oh, and grouse hunting is perfectly fine in large groups regardless of any rules.

*Aren't these rules now crystal clear*


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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #137 on: November 02, 2020, 03:29:41 pm »
Next step is hitting it with a big hammer.............

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #138 on: November 03, 2020, 03:28:31 pm »
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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #139 on: November 05, 2020, 09:53:29 am »
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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #140 on: November 09, 2020, 09:06:24 am »
This took some doing ... worth a watch, especially if you're not a fan of Donald Trump !!!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157793257832561&id=544407560&sfnsn=scwspmo

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« Reply #141 on: November 09, 2020, 09:48:03 am »
This took some doing ... worth a watch, especially if you're not a fan of Donald Trump !!!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157793257832561&id=544407560&sfnsn=scwspmo

Excellent      $good$

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #142 on: November 11, 2020, 04:13:00 pm »

Not to be missed...............
                                           
                                                                    Trump doesn't want to leave the White House

                                                                       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ICboch4JJ8

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #143 on: November 12, 2020, 08:50:40 am »
I hoped you watched yesterdays video  $good$ .............and today's cartoon

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #144 on: November 14, 2020, 10:07:44 am »
Not a happy bunny.........

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #145 on: November 14, 2020, 10:24:09 am »
That's exactly what Trump will be trying to leave behind him. Even more worrying is that he's been appointing his own pelple to important posts in the Defence establishment.
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.  ― Michel de Montaigne

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes.

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Re: Covid distractions
« Reply #146 on: November 14, 2020, 03:10:21 pm »
Many a true word spoken in jest

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« Reply #147 on: November 19, 2020, 10:27:55 am »
Getting back to normal..........

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« Reply #148 on: November 29, 2020, 11:32:46 am »
                       I am getting in the Xmas  SPIRIT  early   

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« Reply #149 on: December 01, 2020, 11:15:09 am »
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