I've tried about 10 times to give her some custom, the latest occasion just today, as an alternative to Kava which was busy.
But yet again I failed miserably.
On this occasion, the chairs were out, she had bacon on the grill... and had what seemed like only one customer waiting. I ordered a very tasty sounding bacon and Stilton bap.
She replied by saying it'll be about half an hour.
Obviously that's no use for what is ostensibly a takeaway sandwich shop.
I reminded her that we have never, ever managed to buy anything, (except when she was a fruit shop, then a 2nd hand shop, then a curtain shop etc...)
She replied by saying it was a shame because she has the best quality Henllan bread.
That may well be true, but she is likely to end up with most of it wasted... as its nigh on impossible to do business with her.