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Ian

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Re: Dreadful jokes
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2013, 07:29:05 AM »
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« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2014, 12:42:47 AM »
I think that living in Switzerland must have many advantages.....   for example the flag is certainly A BIG PLUS!   :laugh:
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« Reply #77 on: April 10, 2014, 12:13:18 AM »
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I think that living in Switzerland must have many advantages.....   for example the flag is certainly A BIG PLUS!   :laugh:

I am going to continue posting this until someone laughs..... it as, after all VERY, VERY FUNNY!
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Re: Re: Switzerland
« Reply #78 on: April 10, 2014, 08:10:51 AM »
Not as funny as the pizza story!  $good$
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Re: Re: Switzerland
« Reply #79 on: April 10, 2014, 11:33:56 AM »
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I think that living in Switzerland must have many advantages.....   for example the flag is certainly A BIG PLUS!   :laugh:

I am going to continue posting this until someone laughs..... it as, after all VERY, VERY FUNNY!

There are a few plusses to living in England, too!   :D
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Re: Re: Switzerland
« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2014, 11:22:10 PM »
No Yorkie, I would say they are definitely crosses.   So I will persist with my fantastic joke until someone laughs!   &shake&
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Re: Re: Switzerland
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2014, 08:03:37 AM »
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No Yorkie, I would say they are definitely crosses.   So I will persist with my fantastic joke until someone laughs!   &shake&

Ha bloody, Ha!   Satisfied now?    Get back to the Word Game.     _))*
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Re: Dreadful jokes
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2014, 11:59:35 PM »
I shall.... as soon as HOLLINS acknowledges my incredibly hilarious joke!  :)
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Re: Dreadful jokes
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2014, 12:02:02 AM »
I also note with interest that some Philistine of a moderator has moved my post from the Switzerland thread, the Dreadful Jokes thread.
When in actual fact there should have been a new thread created called Fester's FANTASTIC Jokes thread.
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Re: Dreadful jokes
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2014, 05:43:48 AM »
That could be a very short thread!  _))* ££$
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Re: Dreadful jokes
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2014, 07:33:29 AM »
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Re: Dreadful jokes
« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2014, 09:26:28 AM »
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I shall.... as soon as HOLLINS acknowledges my incredibly hilarious joke!  :)

She probably didn't notice it due to the absence of food in the picture!     ZXZ

Swiss Ham and Cheese, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!   Z**
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« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2014, 09:53:44 PM »
Hey Hollins...
Congratulations on your milestone anniversary,

I was just thinking, about Switzerland funnily enough....  and I reckon that there must be many advantages to living there.
For one thing, the flag is certainly A BIG PLUS!!!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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