Ask A Question Game

[white rabbit]

No - I'm keeping well out of the way

If you are dressing up - what are you wearing?

[Yorkie]

Well if I had a Kilt!. . . . . . . . .


Where are you going on your  Summer Holiday this year?

[Nemesis]

Llandudno

Will you shout Hello if you see me in the Parade?

[Yorkie]

If I knew what you looked like, and if I was anywhwere near the parade, which I probably won't be!


Should a Scot wear anything under his kilt?

An American tourist asked a Scot in Highland Dress if anything was worn under the kilt.  And Jock answered, "Nay it all in gud werkin' order!"

[Pendragon]

He should if he's thinking of standing over a grid Marilyn Monroe style, could be very embarrassing

What's your favourite, Candy floss or donuts (best part of the extravaganza)

[Yorkie]

Can't answer as I dislike both!


What is the maximum decibel level in Mostyn Street when the Extravaganza is in full swing?

[Pendragon]

really really loud?

burger or hot dog then?

[Yorkie]

Always a hot dog, not worried about which breed!


Do you like monkey brains?

[Pendragon]

Never tried them, I can quite safely say no though

Would you eat veal?

[Yorkie]

Yes veal is very nice and with plenty of different ways of cooking and serving.




DO you like Asparagus

[Trojan]

Yes, but my urine smells of asparagus a few hours later. Same thing used to happen whenever I ate Sugar Puffs. 

Who or what is Gioconda?

[Pendragon]

Mona Lisa (also known as La Gioconda or La Joconde) is a 16th-century portrait painted in oil on a poplar panel by Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci

Can you paint (pictures not walls)

[Yorkie]

Yes - it is generally refered to as modernist rubbish, a bit like wot one finds in the Tate.

Ever been to the Tate and seen the rubbish we paid for?

[Pendragon]

Never been, if i want to see an unmade bed I have only to look in my sons room.

Do you like Monnet

[Yorkie]

Do you mean Money or Monet, 'cos I like both!



Do you ever have a blue day?