That reminded me of the time when David Beckham went shopping, and saw something interesting in the
kitchen department of a large department store.
"What's that?" he asked. "A Thermos flask," replies the assistant.
"What does it do?" asked Becks. The assistant told him it keeps hot
things hot and cold things cold. Really impressed, Beckham buys one and took it along to his next training session.
"Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos
flask."
The lads are impressed.
"What does it do?" they ask.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"says David.
"And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane.
"Two cups of coffee and a choc ice," replies David.