Glad you managed to make it to the end.
Take it that you missed the episode on the front row?
Someone, plus a carer, left partway through the first half and unbeknown to anyone had left a large poo ( to be polite) behind them. By the time the lights came up for the interval, it had been trod in and some ladies had put their handbags down in the resulting mess.
The theatre staff cleared up during the interval, but they had a horrendous job.
Now how anyone could sit near that for all that time and not investigate the smell I do not know.