Even though I think football is fantastic, I can identify with what you are saying.
There is so much snobbery around football knowledge, (as there is with the Welsh language) ... so if I momentarily forget who came 3rd in the 1990 World Cup, then I know NOTHING in the eyes of the person who does,
My wife knows everything, genuinly (don't tell her I said so)....and remembers the most peevish, trivial arguements to wrong-foot me from millions of years ago.
This is not a sexist comment (before I get moderated again) ... its a statement of fact, women remember the most incredible but damning facts.
Me? I just know trivia.... and not enough of it to win a quiz!