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Pendragon:
My youngest was 10years old, He went to a christening over in Ireland. He was with his Nain and Taid. He asked if it was ok to sit with his Aunty, his Nain replied "Yes of course". He quietly went and sat down, The Church was full and above the silence my lad turned to his Aunty and said "erm....Gemma....are you a Catholic or a Prostitute? Needless to say his Nain was horrified.   L0L  _))*

Pendragon:
Putting your foot in it.

I remember one night working behind the bar. It was a very busy night and we had a live band on so it was really noisy. A woman came in with her friends. She was very small (vertically challenged)  She asked my name, I told her, she replied my name is Angie too.She then asked my sur name again I told her. Then she said "oh my sur name is Jones, but my friends call me Midget" I leaned over towards her and said "you what..your mates call you Midget...thats not very nice" With a scowl on her face and obviously p****d off she said "No, my mates call me Bridget !!!!"
I had to run upstairs I was laughing so much. She ignored me when I returned and who can blame her.  _))* _))* _))*

Pendragon:
This is a true story, involves my friend Steves Uncle. we'll call him Bob

Two years ago Steves Uncle attended the firms office xmas party. Everyone was enjoying the free bar. At the end of the night Bob noticed a man slumped on his chair, obviously hammered. Bob didn't know him that well but knew he lived just around the corner from the Venue.  He got the guy to his feet and placing the guys arm round his shoulders proceeded to escort him home, this took longer than Bob thought as the guy was more drunk than Bob had anticipated and kept falling over all the time.  Bob finaly made it to the house, he knocked on the door.  The guys wife looked rather shocked when she opened the door. Bob explained the guy was to drunk to get a taxi so he had walked him home.
"thats very nice of you Bob" the wife said "but, where's his wheelchair"  ;D _))*

Trojan:
 L0L _))*

Pendragon:
This was a true story printed in a magazine
It reads :
My husband was in the kitchen when my 6yr old son came bouncing in with his little friend Corey. "Dad, Dad erm.....j'know that thing when you sleep on top of each other, whats it called ?" My husband was a little embarrased but deciding to do the right thing he explained the basics of the birds and bees. Looking a little confused my son and his friend went back out to play, 30 minutes later they returned and my little lad turned to his dad and said " Dad that thing we said, is called Bunk beds and Coreys mum wants to have a word with you"  L0L

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