Had a few golfers around today, one couple in particular took a long time in grasping their way around the course.
Around fifteen minutes later I was up one of the banks and I heard a shrill whistle and a shout from a distance "Where's the first hole?" I thought, I don't believe this , looked around everywhere, no sign of anyone but the shout comes again --- -and lots of shrill whistles.
I looked everywhere but then --- hold on --- a distant figure struggling down the opposite bank about 400 yards away accross the valley. FESTER. From his spacious garden