I'm not desperate so providing it is prior to the Winter I can wait! I need a chap who will be wanting cups of tea every half hour, leaves his tools lying all over the place so one trips over them, pours spare materials down the drains, and charges extortionate rates for the odd hours that he may do some actual work. He must also leave the place like a tip and the whole job requiring redoing in 6 months time. If your man fits the bill send him along.
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you could always try (another Viz spoof ad)
TWO HOOTS CONTRACTORS
Boorish, ill mannered builders.
*Prompt efficient service
*Gardens laid waste by boots
*Gallons of your tea demanded
*Very loud Radio 1 all day
*Polite requests acknowledged and completely ignored
Tel:0191 284 349
Remember - we always pay scantest regard to your property.