Once upon a time there was an elderly Gentleman from the Three Towns who was suffering
from the trials and tribulations of his ageing process. His wife of 50 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She, out of love and desperation, took him to a nursing home where he would be better cared for.
At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out the paperwork, a nurse
had our Friend sit in a comfy chair. Suddenly the man starting slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up. A few minutes later, our Friend started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then our aged Friend starting leaning forward. This time, the nurse strapped him firmly upright into the chair.
About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, returned to
him and asked, "Now George, I've done all the paperwork, so how do you like this place?"
"It's okay I suppose, the surroundings seem very nice, the nurses are very attentive." he said. "But ---- they won't even let me fart."