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Offline Ian

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #255 on: April 15, 2011, 02:12:32 pm »
My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday...
















We now have to call him Dav   ;D
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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #256 on: April 15, 2011, 02:16:08 pm »
 :(
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« Reply #257 on: April 15, 2011, 09:00:25 pm »
How dare you...Berlusconi is a great man. Just ask Ruby the Heart Stealer...  Z**
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« Reply #258 on: April 15, 2011, 09:01:40 pm »
Well,  to be fair to Berlusconi, I think I too might abdicate my responsibilities for THAT !
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Offline Yorkie

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« Reply #259 on: April 15, 2011, 09:08:43 pm »
Found your weak spot?     L0L
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Re: Voting reform or not?
« Reply #260 on: April 15, 2011, 09:17:07 pm »
Is that her? I thought this was her:


Offline Trojan

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #261 on: April 16, 2011, 01:23:30 am »
 L0L I liked it!

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Offline Trojan

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #263 on: April 16, 2011, 04:09:11 pm »
L0L I liked it!

Meaning Ian's joke.....My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday...(I had posted after Yorkies  :( reaction to the joke)

However, posts have been removed from Voting Reform or not? and placed into this section before and after my post, leaving my simple post stranded and leaving the possible assumption that I was liking something else.

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #264 on: April 17, 2011, 07:55:21 am »
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However, posts have been removed from Voting Reform or not? and placed into this section before and after my post, leaving my simple post stranded and leaving the possible assumption that I was liking something else.

Saaarry!   :Sisyphus:
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« Reply #265 on: April 17, 2011, 07:44:34 pm »
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However, posts have been removed from Voting Reform or not? and placed into this section before and after my post, leaving my simple post stranded and leaving the possible assumption that I was liking something else.

Saaarry!   :Sisyphus:

That's okay, upon further inspection it doesn't look out of place at all.

I think I prefer Ruby  :-* to your joke.  ;D

Offline Yorkie

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #266 on: May 01, 2011, 06:53:02 pm »
Two (insert racially insensitive word here) are shingling a roof, when one looks at the other one and sees him throwing away ever other nail in his box.

"Hey, you stupid (additional or repeated racially insensitive word), why are you throwing out half your nails?"

The other (racially insensitive word) replies:
"Because half the nails have the head on the wrong end!"

"No, you Frost-ing retarded (racially insensitive word) the first says: "Those are for the other side of the roof!"
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Offline Paddy

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Re: Clean Jokes
« Reply #267 on: May 02, 2011, 04:50:00 am »
(insert racially insensitive word here)

The Wouldn't be Paddys by any chance would it?  ;D

Offline Yorkie

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« Reply #268 on: May 02, 2011, 08:31:57 am »
The idea is for folk to fill in their own choice of word.   
I would NEVER think of using Paddy having a number of friends from that green and pleasant land.    Z**
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« Reply #269 on: May 02, 2011, 10:13:54 pm »
The idea is for folk to fill in their own choice of word.   
I would NEVER think of using Paddy having a number of friends from that green and pleasant land.    Z**

I know a Chinese guy called Paddy Fields.